Naming your computer

Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
What did you name your computer(s)? Where did you get the name from?
02/03/2011
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Dads toy.
02/03/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
My first computer was Mr. Computer (Spaceballs)
First laptop: GLaDos (Portal)
Backup laptop: Azathoth (HP Lovecraft)
02/03/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
My first laptop was 'Dinosaur' - I got it in 2006, and it was a 1994 Toshiba. When I took it through airport security in 2008, TSA didn't recognize it as a laptop and thought it was a bomb. It took an older agent to ID it as a real laptop.

Second laptop was 'Holly Hobbie' because I stuck a Holly Hobbie (old school) sticker on the case. The keyboard was a painintheass most of the time.

Current one I'm borrowing from my dad, so it's merely known as 'That Compaq Thing'.

My desktops never had names, although my called my ex-husband's desktop 'Noisy Trash Bitch' because the casing was always off and the processor was loud and the fan kept breaking down and overheating the system. So glad he took that with him.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
This one is named "much bigger than the last one." But that's because my very first laptop was this really tiny guy, like, 12" across. I could fit it in my purse!

I'm kinda lame, lol.

Also, I love the Spaceballs reference
02/03/2011
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I named my first computer "Mr. Bubbles".

My husband now has all the computers named after LOTR lands. For example, his main computer is Middle Earth. The computer with all our movies, etc on it is Mordor, etc. I think it's cute. Although, I'm a huge geek.
02/03/2011
Contributor: ahammer ahammer
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
My first computer was Mr. Computer (Spaceballs)
First laptop: GLaDos (Portal)
Backup laptop: Azathoth (HP Lovecraft)
what no SHODAN?
02/03/2011
Contributor: markeagleone markeagleone
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
What did you name your computer(s)? Where did you get the name from?
I named my computer after the make, Toshiba. My nickname for it is "pile of crap".
02/03/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Compy and Lappy. Like Stongbad
02/03/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
My computers are Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky and The Brain.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
My last computer was named The Box
This one is Muffpunch
02/03/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
My old computer was named "Motherfucking piece of shit, why don't you fucking work!"

My new computer is as yet unnamed.
02/03/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Bitch-self explanatory.
02/03/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
Mr Roboto... I used to have an external hard drive named Domo Arigato, but it died...
02/03/2011
Contributor: Clitical Jenne Clitical Jenne
I've named my toys, I've named my trucks and cars but I've never named my computer... Go figure...
02/03/2011
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
My laptop is Lappy (Strongbad) and the desktop is Mother (Alien)
02/03/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
I've noticed some pretty angry names. I don't really name anything. Not stuffed animals (lord knows I have waaay too many), computers, etc. I have a hard time naming pets too. I'm pretty satisfied calling it "laptop" or "computer" Anything else requires too much thought and too much self-judgement
02/03/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Mine is named Tyrone. When I was at the step of setting up a new laptop where they ask you to name it, my son asked me to give it that name. So there it is.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
My Desktop is named Zephyr, for a light wind, since it's fairly fast and also because there's so many ventilation areas for it.

My Laptop is named Frankenputer, lol. It's named that because it was my very first computer (that I didn't have to share with anyone) and there are so many different parts from all different people who kind of donated bits they weren't using to make it what it is. The Hard drive was given to me by Synthetik, then it was put into a different laptop altogether, since ClaimedByDarkness and her husband didn't need it and the screen of the Laptop it was in originally was broken when he got it from a friend. Then the RAM was from one of Synthetik's friends who had a laptop who's Motherboard fried or something serious like that, and just gave it to him. So ol' Frankie is pretty much made from all those "harvested" parts, lol

The name is pretty much Frankenstein + Computer = Frankenputer. It's not the fastest computer in the world, but it worked
02/03/2011
Contributor: clp clp
I dont remember my first having a name. There has been Compy, Laptoppie and now Macaboo. My first Macaboo Pro.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Alys Alys
My e-reader is Flora, my regular laptop is Merryweather, and my netbook is Junior but she rarely gets used unless I'm travelling.
02/03/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
never really thought about naming my computer.
10/02/2011
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
Viki, Vrasier, Vrasia, Amee, Family-PC, Pavillion, Lokee, Media Center.
10/02/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
My husband loves his computer more than me sometimes! He should think about naming her.
10/02/2011
Contributor: dude dude
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
What did you name your computer(s)? Where did you get the name from?
"My computer" I don't think i need to explain.
10/02/2011
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Hal 9000.
02/13/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
My desktop is named "my baby" Mostly since I have had it for over 10 years and it works so well..well mostly.
02/13/2012
Contributor: Baby-Baby Baby-Baby
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
What did you name your computer(s)? Where did you get the name from?
my puter!
02/13/2012
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
The Grapist from the YouTube video
02/13/2012