Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others!

Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Do you sing off key? How about air guitar? Pick your nose? You get the idea. Please, share!
05/22/2013
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Contributor: js250 js250
Shave my legs and armpits, floss my teeth, rearrange a wedgie ....yeah, all the things we do that others are not supposed to know about!!!
05/22/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by js250
Shave my legs and armpits, floss my teeth, rearrange a wedgie ....yeah, all the things we do that others are not supposed to know about!!!
I dance & sing like a fool. I also just scratched my groin, something I wouldn't do in front of anyone! Well, unless super itchy!
05/22/2013
Contributor: ihavenipples ihavenipples
poop
05/22/2013
Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
Sing, I love music but unfortunately have the worse voice.
05/22/2013
Contributor: .kaycat .kaycat
Yawn like a mountain lion, on purpose
05/22/2013
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Do you sing off key? How about air guitar? Pick your nose? You get the idea. Please, share!
Sit on my 2" wide dildo. My hubby doesn't even know I have it.
05/22/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
Sometimes when I'm lying on my back, I wobble my breasts back and forth for laughs. I mean, I've had them for years and years now, but watching them jiggle still makes me happy. It's like playing with jello without the mess!
05/22/2013
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Something I wouldn't do in front of ANYONE? Use the restroom hahaha. There are some things that I'd only do infront of select people, like undo a wedgie or burp loudly.
05/22/2013
Contributor: wicked48 wicked48
fart
05/22/2013
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Do you sing off key? How about air guitar? Pick your nose? You get the idea. Please, share!
Fart. LOL
05/22/2013
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Sing, since I'm a mediocre singer at best
05/22/2013
Contributor: SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
A lot of things that are generally considered bad mannered like farting, burping and picking my nose.
05/22/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Do you sing off key? How about air guitar? Pick your nose? You get the idea. Please, share!
Lol. Yea... You don't wanna know! Lol. Well, I epilate when nobody is around, except my partner sometimes. He stares though, so sometimes I'll cover myself. Lol. It always requires such awkward positions to epilate downstairs, so I definitely prefer to do that in private, although I don't mind a whole lot if my partner is around, but it would be humiliating if someone else walked in on me! Yikes. And plus, it's so loud that there's no telling what someone would think I was doing. Lol.

I sing off key anytime I sing. Lol. Sometimes I will sing a song I really get into if nobody is here & if I'm really into it, I do prefer nobody to have to hear that. Lol. But I sing a little around my partner & family, just not so loud that they could tell how badly it sounds. Haha

LOL HAHAHA I just now read where you said "I also just scratched my groin, something I wouldn't do in front of anyone. Well, unlesss super itchy." Lol you are so funny. That made me laugh! I didn't even think of that, but that's another thing I definitely don't do besides in private, well, except my partner. I even scratch my butt cheeks in front of him. Ha Ha. Oh dear. I guess there isn't much at all I DON'T or haven't done in front of him. Yikes. Pick at little bumps or pimples -- I only do that in private, mostly. Examine my crotch is another one, except he's usually in on that too! Lol. Just earlier he was holding the flashlight while I held the mirror. Hahaha. I have some freak happening down there that I think was caused by a vaccine, kegel balls or both. Pretty sure it's both. So we were checking it out. It was icky.

Now I can think of ONE thing I have never did in front of anybody, including him -- ahem.. I don't have to actually say it, right? Lol. I've peed in front of people, but not this! Not the other. I would flip if someone walked in on me!

Oh, and pooting. That is one thing I will try my best not to do in front of ANYBODY at all costs. Except my twin sister. And even then, I still try not to. But that is the only person I would be able to without feeling extremely . . . embarrassed. Lol. Oh, and my cats. They don't care. Ha Ha Ha.
05/23/2013
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Sing.
05/23/2013
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Sexy dance.
05/23/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by surreptitious
Sometimes when I'm lying on my back, I wobble my breasts back and forth for laughs. I mean, I've had them for years and years now, but watching them jiggle still makes me happy. It's like playing with jello without the mess!
I've done this, too, well, with mine, not yours. I'm still laughing at the whole comment, you have such a great way of explaining it! Jerry Seinfeld said if men had breasts like that, they'd never leave the house, they'd be playing with them all the time! LOL the jello comment!
05/23/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by K101
Lol. Yea... You don't wanna know! Lol. Well, I epilate when nobody is around, except my partner sometimes. He stares though, so sometimes I'll cover myself. Lol. It always requires such awkward positions to epilate downstairs, so I definitely ... more
"I have some freak happening down there that I think was caused by a vaccine, kegel balls or both. Pretty sure it's both." This post has to be one of the funniest I've read from you! Your candor is hilarious! Thanks for sharing! But seriously, I hope you heal up fast, I know how awful irritations/reactions are from sex toys, chemicals, etc! If you can take some Benadryl, it will help whatever the cause may be.

I feel the need to explain about the groin scratch, but now I'm debating, ha ha! Yes, I scratch by butt, hips, back, scalp, tummy, everything, because I am always itchy!!! So no, I don't have crabs, just sayin'!
05/23/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
When getting over a cold, I always pick my nose to clear out my nasal passages, as long as nobody is around. I do wash my hands afterwards.

I also only scratch my groin in front of my partner. Nothing weird going on down there, but I am allergic to some elastics in underwear and sometimes I put on a pair without realizing the material. Then, I get really itchy, which lasts awhile even when I take the underwear off.
05/23/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
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Originally posted by surreptitious
Sometimes when I'm lying on my back, I wobble my breasts back and forth for laughs. I mean, I've had them for years and years now, but watching them jiggle still makes me happy. It's like playing with jello without the mess!
I do this too. Never fails to make me smile.
05/23/2013
Contributor: unicorn64 unicorn64
Well I have a 12 inch long electric dildo that is quite thick 1 1'2 around I think. It is quite snug for me. Hubby don't know I have it so I only use it when alone. He thinks the rabbit is to big and says no wonder He's not that big. I do not agree. As I told him the rabbit really only is 4 inches insert able and part doesn't get inserted so it isn't that big.

I also prefer to use the toilet when no one is in there.
05/23/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by unicorn64
Well I have a 12 inch long electric dildo that is quite thick 1 1'2 around I think. It is quite snug for me. Hubby don't know I have it so I only use it when alone. He thinks the rabbit is to big and says no wonder He's not that big. ... more
Good for you! Everyone needs some secrets!
06/02/2013
Contributor: Bme Bme
Fart
06/03/2013
Contributor: LoveBug721 LoveBug721
sing
06/04/2013