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Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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I came across some Hey Arnold fanart earlier (don't worry, guys, it was PG), and it came to mind that his head would make it /really/ tricky for him to go down on a woman. Stewie Griffin's going to have the same problem when he grows up too. Are there any cartoons that you can think of that would be at a distinct disadvantage when trying to please their partner?

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Contributor: js250 js250
Too funny!! I was thinking Taz might have a few issues of his own....
05/05/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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Too funny!! I was thinking Taz might have a few issues of his own....
Oh my gosh - Animal from the Muppets. I don't even want to imagine him in the sack. Or he and Taz together. xD
05/05/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
05/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Phineas & Ferb!

arnold from hey arnold!
05/05/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Buggs Bunny with those teeth of his...
05/05/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
I remember reading a single panel comic that had a shocked picture of Max's face from A Goofy Moovie that was captioned "that moment when you realize that Max's existence means that someone had sex with Goofy." I'm actually imagining him dressed in that leopard-print body suit that he wears for the weight lifting instructables, all tied up in the weight equipment with a mistress standing there while he does that extra audible "gulp." Oooooh boy.
05/05/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Phineas & Ferb!

arnold from hey arnold!
I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
05/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by surreptitious
I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
touché
05/05/2013
Contributor: Real or memorex Real or memorex
Yosemite Sam is probably a premature ejaculator.
05/05/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
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Originally posted by alliegator
Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
Don't forget about his teeth!
05/06/2013
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
There goes the rest of my childhood. *laughing* I have to agree with Taz though, that be a bit scary!
05/06/2013
Contributor: looking4funinwv looking4funinwv
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I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
I heard that I did I did
05/06/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
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Originally posted by surreptitious
I remember reading a single panel comic that had a shocked picture of Max's face from A Goofy Moovie that was captioned "that moment when you realize that Max's existence means that someone had sex with Goofy." I'm actually ... more
I think Max might be the only legitimate result of 'he slipped and it just fell in!'
05/06/2013
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Porky the pig...
05/06/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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Originally posted by alliegator
I think Max might be the only legitimate result of 'he slipped and it just fell in!'




You reminded me of these, and now I'm chuckling because Goofy actually is that clumsy.
05/06/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
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You reminded me of these, and now I'm chuckling because Goofy actually is that clumsy. ... more
These are great
05/07/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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These are great
For once, MTV actually produced content worth viewing.
05/08/2013