Friends is a Tattoo Artist.
In last week she has seen one gal, shaved smooth, who got a tattoo above her pubic bone that said "Pay As You Enter".
Another gal wanted a Tat just under her belly button saying "Three Holes, No Waiting".
She said she obliged them, but even as a tattoo artist, she figured she would never want herself "advertised" that way.
However, last year she had a woman bring in an old Sears catalog (like 1890's reproduction), and wanted the HAND PLOW from it tattooed on her upper arm, with a red "NO" circle/slash over it. Under that it read "Not a Hoe". That, she thought, was funny as heck. She didn't ask WHY anyone would think this woman was a hoe, but didn't ask!!!
So...have you seen any funny "sex" tattoos? If so, what did they say?
In last week she has seen one gal, shaved smooth, who got a tattoo above her pubic bone that said "Pay As You Enter".
Another gal wanted a Tat just under her belly button saying "Three Holes, No Waiting".
She said she obliged them, but even as a tattoo artist, she figured she would never want herself "advertised" that way.
However, last year she had a woman bring in an old Sears catalog (like 1890's reproduction), and wanted the HAND PLOW from it tattooed on her upper arm, with a red "NO" circle/slash over it. Under that it read "Not a Hoe". That, she thought, was funny as heck. She didn't ask WHY anyone would think this woman was a hoe, but didn't ask!!!
So...have you seen any funny "sex" tattoos? If so, what did they say?
