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Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Alright, this was inspired by Lauren's Never have I ever thread.

Someone shared that they masturbated at work. It got me thinking, how is that possible?
I have used vaginal balls at work many times but never had the courage or enough privacy to actually masturbate and orgasm at work.

Have any of you masturbated at work? In your comments please outline the circumstances under which it has worked for you.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes I have, it's the greatest thing since nutella was invented
Deidjra , Lady Venus , OroNomi , Onanist , Tori Rebel , Misfit Momma , Airekah , mm4sa , Jimbo Jones , ToyTimeTim , Sammi , Darling Jen , namelesschaos , Waterfall , Shellz31 , Pixel , StrawberryEve , csweatc , Keegski , dv8 , rom323 , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , quackbuster , ViVix , Allison.Wilder , ThoughtsAblaze , luvslukin , WD40watcher , caligaliber , HB042 , Leather & Lace , Rin (aka Nire) , Couponfreestuff Deals
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Have thought about it, but no
Naughty Student , DustBunny , ZenaidaMacroura , Sera , AU , Not here , Hannah Savage , Liz2 , BBW Talks Toys , wolf's lil red temptation , Tart , NawlinsDawlin , NaturalWoman , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Taylor Von , CafeSabroso , Allstars316 , mlmac , Arch600 , Waterlily , Peggi , emilia , Thomas90
23
Never thought about it, maybe I will
Emma (Girl With Fire) , Phoenix713 , ace.eric.pollen
3
Never thought about it, don't care about it either
SexyTabby , Viktor Vysheslav Malkin , Taylor , Envy , Trashley , Coralbell , darthkitt3n , leatherlover , ToyGeek , Bunnycups , ~LaUr3n~ , kitti , gone77 , Emma (Girl With Fire) , lamira , Rainbow Boy , nolongerhere , LikeSunshineDust , slynch , REDRUM , Clandestine , sexystuffeve , SMichelle , Elias McLovin , P'Gell , PropertyOfPotter , sunkissedJess , princessss , spookycutie , gloomybear , Ash1141 , Sohotdinosaur , socceras
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bah, I can do it at home later
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin , twistedheartsx , kitti , Sera , fghjkl , Jul!a , Phoenix713 , AU , Avant-garde , usmcwife99 , nolongerhere , BeautiFullFigured , LikeSunshineDust , liilii080 , lezergirl , sixfootsex , Solar Ray , roskat , Khanner , SimpleTeaser , Arch600 , P'Gell , PropertyOfPotter , Falsepast , Envoutes , BlooJay , Clara , Ash1141 , PeachCandy , Missmarc , Rin (aka Nire) , socceras
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I wonder who masturbates in my work place....
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin , just a sub , Lady Venus , Trashley , OroNomi , darthkitt3n , DustBunny , Misfit Momma , Bunnycups , JEM , Airekah , kitti , Kayla , Sera , Jul!a , AU , namelesschaos , Avant-garde , B8trDude , BBW Talks Toys , wolf's lil red temptation , Miss Morphine , StrawberryEve , nolongerhere , BeautiFullFigured , liilii080 , dv8 , CafeSabroso , sexystuffeve , SMichelle , Elias McLovin , roskat , mlmac , tiggle biddies , Arch600 , Terri69 , Waterlily , Peggi , Allison.Wilder , J5ive , TiffyPixie , caligaliber , Leather & Lace , Ash1141 , JennSenn , WildeKnight
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Total votes: 170 (121 voters)
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11/15/2010
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Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Couldn't imagine masturbating at any job I've held. Wonders what the IRS would have thought about a member of the IRS Problems and Resolutions Department masturbating at their desk

or any other government job I've held lol Since having children I started my own photography business and (when I'm not taking a year off) it's a lot of hard work. Honestly no time for playing around. Business is business I guess. Plenty of time to relax later.
11/15/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Nope, only held manual labor jobs, even if I could, I wouldn't
11/15/2010
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I guess I could between clients since I have the room all to myself. I would be way to nervous about someone walking in on me to do it. Also I'd have to be super quiet since I work at a day spa. Also I wouldn't want my hands to get tired if I'm going to be doing several massages that day.
11/15/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Nope, even though I clean rooms in a motel, I'm not even going to try it. Besides, who knows what I'm putting my hands on or in when cleaning only to bring them around my cootch? No thanks.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
One of my friends told me she went to class on holiday, and when she realized we didn't actually HAVE class, she jacked it and left. In a 300 student lecture hall! There's still seminars and stuff that go on in that lecture hall ahahaha it was just so weird.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I used to work in a call center and I might have been able to do it in the bathroom in a time where the number of employees was really low. But petting the kitty in a bathroom never really was enticing enough to do it.

There are times where I get really turned on but bathroom is not one area I would like to be turned on in unless it was mine and I was in the shower. If I could I would totally do it in a bus, not sure why.
11/16/2010
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I wouldn't. Most likely I would be noticed for not working and get hauled out of the bathroom or something. I did hear about a guy getting caught in the men's room making out with the mirror and stuff, though.
11/16/2010
Contributor: DustBunny DustBunny
Ha! No time for that in a kitchen. I used to have to hide in the way back of the bakery to change at the end of the night, there was always someone in the bath. There was a ladies room in our area of the casino/hotel, but we shared it with house keeping and 3 other kitchens. I could never find a stall to change in, let alone somewhere to do that.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Um...yeah. I've done it. In the ladies room in my office, but it's a single restroom, more like a home bathroom than work and it's far away from everyone. My boy likes to get me really worked up during the day.
11/16/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Well I don't work, so I couldn't vote, but if I did work, I'd say NO, I can wait till I get home if it's a "need".
11/16/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
I never thought about masturbating at work and I wouldn't. When I'm supposed to be working I do my job and when I'm on my lunch break I'm eating lunch. My job requires me to be there all the time. I can hardly go to the bathroom let alone think about taking an extra 20 minutes to myself.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
only in a small office i worked in where i was by myself. I am not daring enough for anything further than that. haha.
11/16/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I'm at work to...work. I would consider masturbating at work unethical (not because of the sexual nature) but just like spending time on non-work internet is abuse if wages. What you do on your break time is your thing though.
11/16/2010
Contributor: kitti kitti
i worked as a teacher at school.. how is it possible to do? )i wasn't so much crazy.i could wait for getting home and relax after all
11/16/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I wouldn't do it. It's inappropriate. Work is work.
11/16/2010
Contributor: fghjkl fghjkl
I would never. Work is work and I wouldn't risk getting caught.. and fired lol.. But now I'm totally wondering about who at my work does it!
11/16/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well my current job is house husband, so ya, I do it all the time.

Never have at any other job.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Naughty Student
Alright, this was inspired by Lauren's Never have I ever thread.

Someone shared that they masturbated at work. It got me thinking, how is that possible?
I have used vaginal balls at work many times but never had the courage or enough ... more
Girl, I totally started that thread! lol.

Anywho, I've never really thought about doing it, even tho I have the privacy for it at my night job and have even brought in toys to write reviews on.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Phoenix713 Phoenix713
Quote:
Originally posted by Naughty Student
Alright, this was inspired by Lauren's Never have I ever thread.

Someone shared that they masturbated at work. It got me thinking, how is that possible?
I have used vaginal balls at work many times but never had the courage or enough ... more
I've never thought about it, and I might one day, but I can always wait until I get home when I can't take it anymore and then I have a bad ass orgasm.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I'm at work to...work. I would consider masturbating at work unethical (not because of the sexual nature) but just like spending time on non-work internet is abuse if wages. What you do on your break time is your thing though.
Its not unethical if you want to spend your break or lunch hour that way. Most jobs do offer some kind of break.

I can see how it could be beneficial. In the case of someone who is so aroused that they can't concentrate on their work, a little self-love break could be just the thing.

I personally wouldn't. I don't want to sweat in my work clothes and sometimes my cheeks are red afterwards.
11/16/2010
Contributor: AU AU
I think masturbating at work is a bit inappropriate! But if I had my crazy libido back and had to do it in the day at an office or such a place, maybe I would keep a quiet vibrator for breaks in a pleasant and private location.

Where I am now, I can do it any time if I so wished--I work at home!! But I do not get the urge so much. I like to feel hungry for later when I have a partner.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Wow, I feel so embarrassed and shy about it now but I see I'm not the only one. I used to use some break opportunities to masturbate at work. But it was never in a public area or inappropriate. It'd be in an empty bathroom, preferably a single-person bathroom. Sometimes it was just necessary to release sexual tension build-up or make my day better. I always washed my hands and I never made anything creepy out of it so I don't think there's a damn thing wrong with it. I think men who don't wash their hands after using the restroom is way worse than what I've done.
11/16/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Its not unethical if you want to spend your break or lunch hour that way. Most jobs do offer some kind of break.

I can see how it could be beneficial. In the case of someone who is so aroused that they can't concentrate on their work, a ... more
That's what I said yo! lol "What you do on your break time is your thing though."

So we know what you did when your cheeks are red! tehe
11/16/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
I've never thought about masturbating and work and probably won't.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
That's what I said yo! lol "What you do on your break time is your thing though."

So we know what you did when your cheeks are red! tehe
D'Oh! Total reading fail on my part.

Yes, the cheeks would give me away.
11/17/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Any job I've ever had it simply wouldn't work.. I've worked as a deli clerk, (woo-fricken-hoo!) as a manager at a bakery/counter girl/sandwich maker/EVERYTHING, and now I'm a waitress. Basically, even if I wanted to- and there have been times when I've been inexplicably horny at work- there would be no way in hell I could find 30 seconds to spare.

BUT.. I am also "working" at becoming a fetish model, which involves- you guessed it- masturbating! So I guess I could have technically voted yes, since I have obtained income from filming myself.. Alas, I voted wrong!
11/17/2010
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
Id rather wait till I get home with my toys
11/17/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Girl, I totally started that thread! lol.

Anywho, I've never really thought about doing it, even tho I have the privacy for it at my night job and have even brought in toys to write reviews on.
OMG Sorry, I almost wrote your name and then thought it might have been Lauren, lol. So sorry. Next time I'll save the link and reference to the thread instead of referring to my very tired memory.
11/17/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Wow, I feel so embarrassed and shy about it now but I see I'm not the only one. I used to use some break opportunities to masturbate at work. But it was never in a public area or inappropriate. It'd be in an empty bathroom, preferably a ... more
I didn't make this thread to make anyone feel uncomfortable, I'm sorry that you feel that way. I was just curious to see how many people did it. If I had the opportunity I would probably have done it.

I mean, I practically jerk off my guy in the restoraunt when I wear my smartballs and am super horny. So everyone has their bit of undecency so to speak.

I agree with you about men not washing their hands...totally grosses me out too. I am so glad we have anti-bacterial gel dispensors every corner at my school.
11/17/2010