My man and I are total weirdos, and after hearing a line from a Lil Wayne song that goes like so-
"This is my testification / I'mma Wayne on they heads like precipitation..."
-we decided we would refer to watching Dexter as Dextification. I'll use it in public sometimes and I get very strange looks. I also adapt it to work in the proper tense, of course, so sometimes Dextificate is used.
Did I mention I'm weird?