Invented words

Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Ever made up a word, started using it, and then it caught on?

Wanna share?
11/18/2010
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Betterer. As in " this one is more betterer than that one. My kids and wife love to use that one. I do not claim to have invented it though.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
'Croovy' - back in high school I had tons of neo-hippie friends and somehow 'cool' and 'groovy' got smushed together in our circle. I haven't thought of that in years.

Did name the high school mascot Yucamere, which is a slurring of the phrase "You come here!" that one of Mulder's girlfriends used to yell at us down the hall. I understand (near thirteen years later) that students are still calling our bulldog mascot that name. It sounds redneck enough, so it stuck.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
Denial of prophecy "positive perspective resulting in negative outcomes." I know I know that's something that know one ever tells you.
11/18/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Avant-garde
Denial of prophecy "positive perspective resulting in negative outcomes." I know I know that's something that know one ever tells you.
what?
11/18/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
When I was younger I was very against swearing, so i started saying 'crudmuffin.' I still use it sometimes haha.
11/18/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Recently we started using the word "snoofering" to describe it when my room mate's cat sits on her hind legs and sniffs at the air so hard that her head shakes up and down. It's like sniffing+5 or something.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Recently we started using the word "snoofering" to describe it when my room mate's cat sits on her hind legs and sniffs at the air so hard that her head shakes up and down. It's like sniffing+5 or something.
That's freaking cute!

That reminds me of a word my ex and I created for our (my) Maltese-Poodle when he's intensely sniffing around people and things to find a toy to the point of making snorting sounds. We called it 'snarfling'.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
My man and I are total weirdos, and after hearing a line from a Lil Wayne song that goes like so-

"This is my testification / I'mma Wayne on they heads like precipitation..."

-we decided we would refer to watching Dexter as Dextification. I'll use it in public sometimes and I get very strange looks. I also adapt it to work in the proper tense, of course, so sometimes Dextificate is used.

Did I mention I'm weird?
11/18/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
In high school we used the term Shpos (pronounced shpose), which stood for Sub-human piece of shit.
11/18/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Oh God. I have way too many of these. My sister and seriously have like our own language and so do my bf and I because he kind of picked up on it.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by Kindred
In high school we used the term Shpos (pronounced shpose), which stood for Sub-human piece of shit.
I might start using that myself. I like it!
11/18/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Tardass - Someone who is chronically late for appointments (combination of tardy and lazy ass).
11/18/2010
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
My sister started this one when she had kids and it stuck with me though I'm not sure where it came from...

Sorry son of a bitch became sorry son of a suburvian sea serpent
11/18/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Back in high school my gf always said "Oh peckerdiddlefuck", I still find occasion to use it.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
Douche muffin -- just made it up today, haha.

Craptastic, failtacular.

Butt nugget -- insult my friend and I used towards each other back in middle school.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Omg, I have so many of these that are all escaping me right now!

Edit: One just popped into my head. I think my ex started it, but when something was just absolutely delicious, we would call it "scrumtrelescent"
11/18/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I mess with words too. If something is funny, it's funniful (full of funny).

Bastidge comes up often

Douche: pickle, canoe, nugget...
11/18/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
I am one of the ones with my own language also. I have WAY too many to post. The man has caught on over the years though.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Envy
When I was younger I was very against swearing, so i started saying 'crudmuffin.' I still use it sometimes haha.
Sort of like my 'crapmuffins' either we were bakers in another life or we were very hungry at the creation of the words...
11/19/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
My partner and I have plenty of those kinds of words but they are like our secret words we don't use in public.

He calls snots "gurts" or "shnittle" we call farts "crackerjacks" we call shit "cactus" (like when you have prickly shit, TMI sorry) Somehow these are all about toiletteries...don't know why.

Proposing sex results in the phrase "Do you want to get master shaftered?"

Since I am bilingual I use english words with a french accent but they are not french words...my bf makes fun of me for inventing words all the time.
11/19/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
When I was younger I was very against swearing, so i started saying 'crudmuffin.' I still use it sometimes haha.
I have heard someone use 'crudmuffin' but I don't remember where. Well done!
11/19/2010
Contributor: Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
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Originally posted by Envy
When I was younger I was very against swearing, so i started saying 'crudmuffin.' I still use it sometimes haha.
I did the same thing except I always said "fridge-nickels". Depending on how mad I was it would either sound as I intended it to or sound like "fridge-nipples" for some reason. Lol. I use it a lot more now that I'm a parent and even caught my younger brother yelling it on WoW (World of Warcraft for those who don't know) one day when he was being attacked.
11/19/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Wharfy - having the fishy salty smell of a wharf. I use it to apply to body odor.
11/21/2010