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Inconsequential superhero powers!

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Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Adding to Maxim's discussion on superhero names
, I have a game we play around here.
What's your inconsequential superhero power?

This is my go to power:
the power to control lights, but only decorational lights, like on your christmas tree!
10/10/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
To turn into a puddle of water.

Yeah, totally sad power.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
The power of being sexy.

To spiders.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
My power is being able to explain everyday phenomena with science, thereby sucking all the wonder out of life for everyone else.
10/11/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
The power to do math in my head. But only for irrational numbers.
10/11/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
These are great!,

The power to fly, but only backwards.
10/11/2011