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Contributor: RavenWings RavenWings
Which would you most likely do? As compared to others? Out of these choices? You can add another if you come up with one though.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Robbing a bank
5  (9%)
Public Indecency/sex
21  (36%)
Fighting
7  (12%)
Drunken Revelry
4  (7%)
Smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat
Cow Tipping
1  (2%)
Grafitti
2  (3%)
Mooning
2  (3%)
Being senile (when old)
2  (3%)
Streaking
6  (10%)
Other - it better be good!
8  (14%)
Total votes: 58
Poll is closed
03/15/2012
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Contributor: D'Amore D'Amore
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
03/15/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
As long as I cannot get caught I will rob the damn bank......they do it to me!!!
03/15/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Grafitti.
03/16/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Mine would be fighting.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Passing tips to anonymous or poisoning people.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Interesante Interesante
Probably drunken revelry. Seems the least serious. I do not want to go to jail!
03/16/2012
Contributor: Secret Pleasure Secret Pleasure
sex in public hands down
03/16/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
Being senile is a crime? Oh dear, I'm in big trouble...
03/16/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
Drunken revelry sounds fun
03/16/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
If there were no consequences I would rob the bank. They make too much money off people anyway lol
03/16/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by RavenWings
Which would you most likely do? As compared to others? Out of these choices? You can add another if you come up with one though.
Ha Ha honestly it might would be for mooning! Lol
03/16/2012
Contributor: plaidvulva plaidvulva
Streaking B)
03/16/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
If I were ever to get arrested for anything, it would probably be for drunken revelry, or some other form of being drunk and belligerent in public, lol.
03/16/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
*stares at choices*
...out of these? Probably public indecency/sex (way too many plans/fantasies for sexual encounters in places that are technically 'public' xD )
03/16/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
I'm surprised I never got cautioned for being drunk and disorderly during my university days.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Marijuana, but it is a $100 ticket in my area and that is up to more than I can afford, so I wouldn't get arrested.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Probably fighting, out of these. I'm loathe to strike anyone, but I will if I have to and I don't especially mind if it escalates into a full-on fight. Though I've masturbated in public areas a couple of times, so maybe public indecency.

And sorry, but cow tipping is a myth. Cows don't sleep standing up like horses, and are easily alerted to the approach of other creatures and would likely move away if someone tried to push them. And it would take at least two people to push over a cow that stood still, and at least four if it readjusted its footing. The more you know!
03/16/2012
Contributor: herMaster herMaster
We have been public several times and have luckily never been caught.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
is it mooning if you are running around with out bottoms or streaking? I often go out on my balcony with out bottoms.
03/16/2012
Contributor: ellejay ellejay
Public indecency/sex. Might as well have fun.
03/16/2012
Contributor: BusyMe BusyMe
Quote:
Originally posted by RavenWings
Which would you most likely do? As compared to others? Out of these choices? You can add another if you come up with one though.
there is no way any of the others beats PUBLIC SEX.. I mean come on your just sitting there minding your own business and BAM your doing it
03/16/2012
Contributor: BusyMe BusyMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Teacookie
is it mooning if you are running around with out bottoms or streaking? I often go out on my balcony with out bottoms.
haha... OMG.. I must insist on a immediate post of story telling... !!!!
03/16/2012
Contributor: BusyMe BusyMe
Quote:
Originally posted by RavenWings
Which would you most likely do? As compared to others? Out of these choices? You can add another if you come up with one though.
GET NAKED!!!
03/16/2012
Contributor: DiamondKoala DiamondKoala
I got arrested for public protesting. I consider that worthwhile.
03/17/2012
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Being drunk and dumb gets my vote!
03/17/2012
Contributor: lukas24 lukas24
...whatever had the least jail time...
03/18/2012
Contributor: poetprincess poetprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by RavenWings
Which would you most likely do? As compared to others? Out of these choices? You can add another if you come up with one though.
My ex and I one day took a hike, We packed some stuff in a knapsack and walked around off the main trails and found us a nice little secluded spot to have a whole lot of fun in..
04/14/2012
Contributor: northstar northstar
I really don't want to get caught in public though!
04/14/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Let's all go streaking!!!
04/14/2012