If you were stranded on an island what three things would you bring?

Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
The island has fresh water, so you don't need anything in the way of water purification.

I think I'd bring a Swiss Army knife, a sturdy pair of shoes and a survival manual, because I have no idea how to survive on an island by myself!

Bonus question: How do you get off the island?
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Contributor: eri86 eri86
Knife, rope, flint.
06/11/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
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Originally posted by Virgingasms
The island has fresh water, so you don't need anything in the way of water purification.

I think I'd bring a Swiss Army knife, a sturdy pair of shoes and a survival manual, because I have no idea how to survive on an island by ... more
A bartender, a good friend, and a boat so we can leave whenever we want.
06/11/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
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Originally posted by sunflower
A bartender, a good friend, and a boat so we can leave whenever we want.
Good answer!
06/11/2013
Contributor: Chelynn67 Chelynn67
Quote:
Originally posted by Virgingasms
The island has fresh water, so you don't need anything in the way of water purification.

I think I'd bring a Swiss Army knife, a sturdy pair of shoes and a survival manual, because I have no idea how to survive on an island by ... more
This prob sounds bad but I'd want a man, one that I like a lot, radio and a bottle of tequila. At least I would have fun for a little while..lol
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Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Boat..smart answer! I'd also bring my iPod so I could listen to Bob Marley while catching some sun....and snacks. lol
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Contributor: alliegator alliegator
A good knife, flint steel, hammock.
06/11/2013
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
I'd bring a Walmart store for supplies (hammocks, booze, condoms, medical supplies, ice cubes etc..), Jesus Christ (dude can make miracles and can walk on water!!!!) and a man for my fun (need I explain this one?).

I think your question would be... why would I leave my island????

If I had to leave, I'd have a piggy back ride with Jesus.

*please note: this was intended to be a funny and sassy post and not to be insulting to anyone who is religious*
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