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Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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Completely ignore the slight air of communism, heavy dose of sexism and blue skin - what would you be called? Smurf me your answers!

I think that I'd be Sassy Smurf. Mhm, gurlfrannn.
04/03/2013
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Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Tacky

Oh, wait, I have another, can I do another? Why not!

Master Bater - the strict disciplinarian of the clan, all bad smurfs go to him to be judged!
04/03/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
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Originally posted by surreptitious
Completely ignore the slight air of communism, heavy dose of sexism and blue skin - what would you be called? Smurf me your answers!

I think that I'd be Sassy Smurf. Mhm, gurlfrannn.
sassy
04/03/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Snarky Smurf. ;p
04/03/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Snarky Smurf. ;p
I like that one, Chilipepper!

I found this website with a smurf name generator! It's not the best, but worth a try:
link
04/03/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by captainsgirl
sassy
Wait a minute! Surreptitious, can their be more than one smurf of the same name, just as in real life names? I went to so much trouble to think of an original name!
04/03/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
Call me randy smurf!

But why communism?
I heared that the smurfs are a hint to the KKK, because of the white hoods, the boss has the read hood and they are fighting against the jews (Gargamel and Azrael are jewish names).
04/04/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
Crabby Smurf
04/04/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
Edenfantasys, or maybe Edeneve. no, I like Edenfantasys better.
04/04/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
According to WW's name generator it would be:

Giggle Smurf

If I picked one for myself, it would be Vixen Smurf.
04/04/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Wait a minute! Surreptitious, can their be more than one smurf of the same name, just as in real life names? I went to so much trouble to think of an original name!
I'm open to whatever kind of ideas anyone has! Traditionally, it's just one adjective and everyone is different, but this is a hypothetical. People can be as creative as they'd like!
04/04/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Eugler
Call me randy smurf!

But why communism?
I heared that the smurfs are a hint to the KKK, because of the white hoods, the boss has the read hood and they are fighting against the jews (Gargamel and Azrael are jewish names).
Well, they all dress the same, exist only to better the village (and they all have one job to do, which they have to do because that's what their name says they have to do - you never see Chef Smurf the detective or the circus performer - he's a chef). They have a 1984-style language where things are simplified as much as possible. I read a rant about it that compared Gargamel to America - he's greedy, wanting to kill the Smurfs without any logical reason except for his own self-centered nature, and rather incompetent about it. Smurfs are tiny - it really shouldn't be that hard to wipe them out.
04/04/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Well if that generator was right, I'm "Fuzzy Smurf". x'D
I think based on my general personality and behavior I'd probably pick one like "Random Smurf" myself though.
04/04/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Feisty!
04/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I will admit the smurf name generator I posted the link to can give kinda lame-o names, but it's worth a shot.

@ surreptitious, just cause they're small, doesn't make them easy to wipe out. For instance, look at the difficulties we have wiping out different tiny insects! Hmm, I wonder if Smurfs crunch or squish when you step on them?
04/05/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Sleepy Smurf.
04/06/2013
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Martini Smurf. Lol
04/06/2013
Contributor: Hazeleyes2012 Hazeleyes2012
Hazel eyed smur
04/06/2013