I'm not looking for philosophical crap here, unless you really have time and energy to ponder the Big Stuff. I don't want to know what you'd answer on a personality profile to make yourself sound deep. I want to know what you really wonder. Forget the Universe, what do YOU want to know?
I fluctuate between two great mysteries:
1.) Ok, I know I was completely wasted, but, on my 21st birthday, what exactly was going through my head when I decided setting fire to a roll of toilet paper hanging in a stall in the Ladies' Room of the club was a GOOD idea?
and
2.) What is the actual criteria used by my dog to determine EXACTLY where he absolutely must crap?
I fluctuate between two great mysteries:
1.) Ok, I know I was completely wasted, but, on my 21st birthday, what exactly was going through my head when I decided setting fire to a roll of toilet paper hanging in a stall in the Ladies' Room of the club was a GOOD idea?
and
2.) What is the actual criteria used by my dog to determine EXACTLY where he absolutely must crap?