If it was somehow possible to orally pleasure yourself...Would you?

Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
If with your own mouth you could either lick your pussy or suck your dick...would you do it?

Yes, I'm talking about giving yourself cunnilingus or a blowjob.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
No!
Hazeleyes2012 , BrittaniMaree , Roman Petrosyan , Living Doll , Munko , November , Beautiful-Disaster , Gone (LD29) , Artur Sergachev , TheirPet , never shy , Chelynn67 , P'Gell , Slutty Girl Problems
14  (24%)
No! OK, so I lied a bit. I'd try it at least once, but it would be my secret.
ViVix , Allison.Wilder , Msmueller , Taylor , marshmallow , chicmichiw , Darling Jen
7  (12%)
Ewwwwwww...how gross!
Zombirella , TJax
2  (3%)
Yes, occasionally.
KyotoAngel , Kitt Katt , padmeamidala , Mr. E , melissa1973 , CollegeFun2014 , jennifur77
7  (12%)
Hell YES! I'd do it all the time.
edeneve , PropertyOfPotter , ShadowedSeductress , jr2012 , Noelle
5  (9%)
Hell YES! I'd do it all the time and I'd even cum in my mouth.
spiced , SecretKinksters , Trysexual , TJtheMadHatter , mdnght , Hummingbird , Evgeny Kravtsov , Wicked Wahine , KinkyKatieJames , Lacey Fennec , Bubba29 , TheSlyFox , Zingy , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , ChubbyNerd , Martiniman , PassionCpl , mlmac , RonLee , Cindi025 , wastrel , ladyem
22  (38%)
Other...please explain.
Sera26
1  (2%)
Total votes: 58
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Sera26 Sera26
I'm not really sure if I would regularly. I might try it once though.
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Contributor: dv8 dv8
Isn't this why guys practice yoga?
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Contributor: spiced spiced
I used to self-suck, back in my 20s when I was lithe and limber like that. I liked it, but it often gave me a backache, so I stopped doing it. If I could do it painlessly today, you bet I would!
03/28/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Not gonna lie, I'd totally do it. <w<
No one knows what I like except me, so it stands to reason that most likely, I'd be able to give myself better oral than pretty much anyone else. xD

Only thing is that it could get difficult to hold such an extreme position for long without serious back issues the next day, so you'd probably have to be quick about it.
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Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Eck, no! That's just.....weird. Not appealing at all.
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Contributor: butts butts
As a transperson, no, I have a love-hate relationship with my downstairs, I tolerate it for sexual pleasure but I don't want to get that close to it. If I had a dick, that's different! I think I'd try it, but I'd prefer someone else to My partner would never leave me alone, he's been dying to give me a blowjob since we started dating haha
03/28/2013
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
If with your own mouth you could either lick your pussy or suck your dick...would you do it?

Yes, I'm talking about giving yourself cunnilingus or a blowjob.
I'd try it once. LOL
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Contributor: Kallina Kallina
On the few occasions this has come up between hubby and I, he says he would never leave the house!
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Contributor: Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Why not. I'd give it a try.
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Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
I would try, my partner has told me he would do it all the time if he could...even swallow his own cum (he hates spitters)
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Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Hell yea
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Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Oh, yeah! Assuming, of course, that I have a top-notch chiropractor. lol
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Contributor: mdnght mdnght
Hell yes!
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Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
If with your own mouth you could either lick your pussy or suck your dick...would you do it?

Yes, I'm talking about giving yourself cunnilingus or a blowjob.
I'm not sure if I would do it regularly...maybe if I liked it a lot. I'd definitely try it once though.
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Contributor: Hazeleyes2012 Hazeleyes2012
More than likely not....
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Contributor: edeneve edeneve
oh yeah, why not?
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Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
no I don't think I would do it myself
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Contributor: Roman  Petrosyan Roman Petrosyan
No!
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Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Probably not. The thought of it just doesn't do much for me.
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Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
What's the difference between using your fingers or your tongue? Of course I do it, I envy my cat being able to bend over double just to clean himself. That way my hands could remain free for other stimulation.
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Contributor: Munko Munko
I don't think I would. I couldn't get in a position to stimulate myself the way I like to (unless I could bend in half and then bend my neck completely the other way, and turn my head 180 degrees...it's just not going to happen!) So I don't think it would do much for me. Part of the big appeal of oral to me is the element of surprise too...so I'd lose that if it were me doing it.
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Contributor: Evgeny  Kravtsov Evgeny Kravtsov
Hell YES! I'd do it all the time and I'd even cum in my mouth.
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Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
Definitely NOT.
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Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Yep, but I cannot so I take turns with my wife. I do her and she does me. It's worked out pretty well for us over the years.
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Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I'd try it, heck I have tried it & come close, but not enough, darn it! If I could do it without strain/pain & have full access to the area? Hell yes, I'd try it, surely like it & continue to do it! I don't think it's any more gross than other forms of masturbation!
03/28/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
If it wasn't difficult and wouldn't cause me pain, heck yes I would! Why not? I don't see how it could be gross! My husband puts his mouth there, I know I'm clean, so it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
03/28/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
You're damn right I would!
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Contributor: Zingy Zingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
If with your own mouth you could either lick your pussy or suck your dick...would you do it?

Yes, I'm talking about giving yourself cunnilingus or a blowjob.
I can, and do (on occasion).
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