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Contributor: Elaira Elaira
We all have different levels of enthusiasm about sex toys. I know I went from a newbie to a full blown hoarder of toys now and this site and my job are to blame for that.

So, what are you?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Newbie. I'm just starting out or I'm curious.
Lornoria Mirid , ily , voenne , yrnw , MissCandyland , LaSchwartz , interestingstuff , pootpootpoot , Raigne , TWE112 , Allstars316
11  (7%)
User. I occasionally use or buy toys, but it's not too big of an obsession.
Ms. Spice , wrmbreze , GravyCakes , Rossie , Valentinka , Ash1141 , Lily Night , laceypanties , darthkitt3n , Stagger13 , Pink Jewel , bayosgirl , Jon S , CoffeeCup , TheCleansing , mizzmilla , hpnotiqserenity , mmike , BlooJay , lcl169 , Deeder , Paco , Geogeo , Mew , PassionateLover2 , curious kitten , lacybutton , Pururin
28  (17%)
Enthusiast. I love toys!
Ryuson , T&A1987 , Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama , wrecklesswords , ellejay , Vanille , Sex'и'Violence , null , -BillD , aimtoplease , PrettiGirlRock , Miss Madeline , Breas , mpfm , married with children , Owl Identified , NavyDoll87 , WierdAl , EvilHomer , Sunshineamine , eeep , Errant Venture , QSBybakd , dhig , The Curious Couple , Love Perpetua , LowFreqFreak , Rin (aka Nire) , Sinfully , 12345678 , GenderSexplorations , SexyLilPixi , zeebot , MrWishyWashy , Missmarc , Lucky21 , dcooper , jedent , GONE! , blacklodge , Gunsmoke , WhoopieDoo , Apirka , ECU Pirate , Gracie , mistressg , Lummox , Pixel , Mwar , vanilla&chocolate , Tork48309 , JessCee , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , LovesAPoet , SeductivelyCute , Positwist , Masokisti , icyqueen , ihavenipples , Trysexual , Squeaky , glitterbombs , leanright69 , kitty1949 , Artishok
65  (38%)
Collector. I love collecting different toys.
Kynky Kytty , leatherlover , Lucidity , JDear , Antipova , aliceinthehole , OhMy! , Wildchild , Coralbell , - Kira - , dv8 , Taylor , Kindred , Eva Schwaltz , zracer , M121212 , Waterfall , Kaltir , indiglo , Talena , SexyTabby , DeliciousSurprise , Sohotdinosaur , Airen Wolf , l'amour , emilia , K101 , RomanticGoth
28  (17%)
Hoarder. I NEED ALL THE TOYS!
~LaUr3n~ , Elaira , Beck , SMichelle , toxie m , Starkiller87 , Kitka , Ansley , OrangeKushBB , Kkay , Shellz31 , Howells , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Bignuf , FemmeFlo , Adriana Ravenlust , slynch , js250 , TheSlyFox , Liz x420x , Nora , AndroAngel , LavenderSkies , Princess-Kayla ♥ , ConnerJay , namelesschaos , guro , SweetieLuv , Eucaly , LusciousLollypop , wildorchid , lexical , Rod Ronald , Inochii , SubmissiveFeminist , Katelyn , sXeVegan90
37  (22%)
Total votes: 169
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Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
FUCK. Can't lie here lol.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
FUCK. Can't lie here lol.
Yeah, even if I like toys and keep buying them, I don't need ALL of them. I select mines with a lot of thought and money in mind.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Even the ones I have that I hate and will never use I still keep in the "Box of Toy Fails" in my closet. There's stuff I haven't even used in there.

Sometimes I even lay them all out "just so see how many I have" and I dream of filling up the second half of my walk-in closet with them.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
I find myself telling my hubby, "Oh it is so cute I want it", but than he giggles and tells me I say that about everything. LOL I want them ALL
11/16/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
I'm trying to break out of hoarding, but it's hard. I love the Bimini Ocean for its stats, but it totally doesn't work for my body. I want to give it to a friend in case she has better luck with it and it'll actually get some use, but.. then I won't own one anymore! Haha. So silly. I'm gonna suck it up and just give it away, the hoarding is ridiculous.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
I always get ocd with whatever Im doing, this has become another thing that I get obsessed with. I dream of owning my whole wishlist, and filling up the closet like you. I have a few toys I havent gotten around to using yet as well, but I keep buying more and more. I love them, I love the variety, I love trying new ones. And seeing how things are made. It might be a problem at some point.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
I'd have way more toys to hoard if I actually had money haha!
11/16/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I'm in between an occasional user and an enthusiast. I have lots of sex toys and use at least one every time I masturbate, but I don't masturbate that often. heh
11/16/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
We like our toys, but I am definitely more excited about trying new ones than my wife is.
11/16/2011
Contributor: OrangeKushBB OrangeKushBB
My name is Lavender, and I'm a sex toy hoarder.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
We need a sex toy pokedex.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
I would say hoarder, but I don't have as much sentimental attachment to my toys as I do other things.
11/16/2011
Contributor: JDear JDear
Quote:
Originally posted by Kkay
We need a sex toy pokedex.
Oh my god yes.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
I'm in between an occasional user and an enthusiast. I have lots of sex toys and use at least one every time I masturbate, but I don't masturbate that often. heh
This is me too, almost exactly what I'd have written!
11/16/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
I have several toys, which i think makes me an enthusiast. i won't be a collector until i need a new lockbox. Which should be by the end of the month P
11/16/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Kkay
We need a sex toy pokedex.
Yes! to sex toy pokedex.

That said, I don't really need to "collect them all," and there are a good several I have that I am hoping to find new homes for, just because I have a few more than I can realistically use at the moment. (Actually, there are a few I've identified as this, but I also just got a new sex toy storage solution, so I'm thinking I'll be updating my "to find new homes for" list once I see what doesn't fit )

That said, I really like having variety, so I aspire to having a largeish but stable collection of high-quality toys which all see at least a little action each month.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Oh, hey hoarders! Check out (and add to) this thread? There are a lot of broken links on the years-old pages (1-4) but some of them still work, and I think all the pictures from 5 forward are still working because they're from the last few months.

Join in?
11/16/2011
Contributor: Rarity Rarity
A sex toy pokedex is so necessary.

I do appreciate my hard-working toys, but I don't have a big enough collection yet to be much of a collector or hoarder.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Quote:
Originally posted by Kkay
We need a sex toy pokedex.
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! The Sexydex!
11/16/2011
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Oh, hey hoarders! Check out (and add to) this thread? There are a lot of broken links on the years-old pages (1-4) but some of them still work, and I think all the pictures from 5 forward are still working because they're from the last few ... more
I was actually just thinking of making a newer once. Version 2.0! I have to take new pictures of everything in my new closet.
11/16/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Oh, hey hoarders! Check out (and add to) this thread? There are a lot of broken links on the years-old pages (1-4) but some of them still work, and I think all the pictures from 5 forward are still working because they're from the last few ... more
Great idea! I have to take a picture too! Now that I have a lot of goodies, it will be fun sharing!
11/16/2011
Contributor: Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by Elaira
We all have different levels of enthusiasm about sex toys. I know I went from a newbie to a full blown hoarder of toys now and this site and my job are to blame for that.

So, what are you?
I'm a sex toy JUNKIE.
11/16/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Enthusiast! Though, I think that once I can afford it/have the points, I'll become a collector. It's just so addicting!
11/16/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i'm more of a user... I have my small collection but I tend to use my hands more than anything else. not sure why when I have these adorable toys handy
11/16/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I'd say I collect. I don't get rid of anything that doesn't work for me because I like having a big collection. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!
11/16/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Oh, hey hoarders! Check out (and add to) this thread? There are a lot of broken links on the years-old pages (1-4) but some of them still work, and I think all the pictures from 5 forward are still working because they're from the last few ... more
I've been planning to take a photo of all the things for that thread but I keep waiting to retrieve the stuff I have at my boyfriend's house so that it'll be a complete picture. Soon!
11/16/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I WANTS them ALL!
11/16/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
I have 2 toys I use. I'm just an occasional user but I'm sure that usage will increase now that I found Eden.
11/17/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Enthusiast right now.

When I get my own living space/money...can we say Collector?
11/17/2011