Thanks so much everyone, kids just got home and the look on their face says it all. They are extremely happy!
Featured by EdenFantasys
I found my cock!!!
10/06/2011
Quote:
Not sure, he either chased something or was chased! We tried to herd him back across but flat out refused to go, had to catch him with a fish net.
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
Why did he cross the road?
Glad you found your Rooster!
Glad you found your Rooster!
10/06/2011
This was not what I was expecting. But congrats. You should have caught him Rocky style.
10/06/2011
Quote:
I figured as much. And at first I did not realize it was you who was posting it either. I thought it was someone new.
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Truth be told, I did plan it that way.
10/06/2011
Quote:
I'm so glad you found him! Yay! I've got parrots, so I know how close you get to birds! And he sounds like a character!
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
10/06/2011
Quote:
A N00B who posts "I found my cock" as their first post here? That would be awesomesauce.
Originally posted by
Beck
I figured as much. And at first I did not realize it was you who was posting it either. I thought it was someone new.
10/06/2011
Glad you found your cock
10/06/2011
I'm glad your cock made it home. I know how upset I would be if I lost one of my asses or pussies.
10/06/2011
Yay, no need to set the alarm clock anymore, what time does your cock crow?
10/06/2011
I thrilled to hear you've got your cock back!
10/06/2011
Quote:
Better that he found his cock than if he had choked his chicken...
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
10/06/2011
Quote:
Hows that?
Originally posted by
leatherlover
This was not what I was expecting. But congrats. You should have caught him Rocky style.
10/06/2011
Quote:
He so is, he follows me everywhere I go in the yard and is a riot to just sit and watch.
Originally posted by
carenautilus
I'm so glad you found him! Yay! I've got parrots, so I know how close you get to birds! And he sounds like a character!
10/06/2011
Quote:
I would have to bite my tongue on that one for sure, "Did one of your pubic hairs pee on you?" or "Magnifying glass and tweezers?" comes to mind. lol
Originally posted by
BBW Talks Toys
A N00B who posts "I found my cock" as their first post here? That would be awesomesauce.
10/06/2011
Quote:
While some would be happy to lose their ass, I would just freak if I lost my pussy!
Originally posted by
Ivy Wilde
I'm glad your cock made it home. I know how upset I would be if I lost one of my asses or pussies.
10/06/2011
Quote:
He starts about 5:30 or so, good thing I'm at work, eh? Funny thing though, they crow all day, mostly for no apparent reason.
Originally posted by
Rossie
Yay, no need to set the alarm clock anymore, what time does your cock crow?
10/06/2011
Quote:
Oh, I do that every day.
Originally posted by
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Better that he found his cock than if he had choked his chicken...
10/06/2011
Quote:
haha! Dont we all!
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Oh, I do that every day.
10/06/2011
LOL..hate it when that happens..
10/06/2011
I'm glad to hear that your wandering cock is back home now.
10/06/2011
Wooohooo congrats glad you found him!!
10/06/2011
Quote:
LOL glad you found him...
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
10/06/2011
I hate it when I lose my cock somewhere. Glad you found yours.
10/08/2011
I was lured in by the title. That's great you found him. I didn't know they could fly that high.
10/08/2011
Quote:
I had one hen that would fly up in a tree about 15 feet or so, surprised me for sure.
Originally posted by
Sekhmet
I was lured in by the title. That's great you found him. I didn't know they could fly that high.
10/08/2011
Quote:
I told my husband Terry's story. He found it very amusing, especially the "waiting at the bus stop in a tree" part and he was glad you got him back. He LOVES the U.P. as I do. I'd love to have a hobby farm with chickens and goats and things up there.
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Not sure, he either chased something or was chased! We tried to herd him back across but flat out refused to go, had to catch him with a fish net.
We almost bought a restaurant near Munising once. It would have been a disaster, because we were young (newly married and we had two babies) and we had no idea what we were doing. I had to talk him out of it, although I would love to spend a winter in Copper Harbor. My Man has gone back packing on Isle Royale all by himself. I can't wait until we get the money to be able to go back up there.
Anyway, I'm really glad Terry is OK and your kids must be ecstatic!
(What? No chicken similes? WHY WHY WHY WHY?)
10/08/2011
I thought this was going to be a post about how you found an old dildo that you had previously misplaced!
I'm glad you found your cock (even though he didn't want to come home at first). If the predator got the chick, he (your cock) probably chased it across the road (and was so caught up in the chase that did not realize he was crossing that dreaded road).
I'm glad you found your cock (even though he didn't want to come home at first). If the predator got the chick, he (your cock) probably chased it across the road (and was so caught up in the chase that did not realize he was crossing that dreaded road).
10/08/2011
Quote:
When you do, you better stop by or else! lol
Originally posted by
P'Gell
I told my husband Terry's story. He found it very amusing, especially the "waiting at the bus stop in a tree" part and he was glad you got him back. He LOVES the U.P. as I do. I'd love to have a hobby farm with chickens and goats
...
more
I told my husband Terry's story. He found it very amusing, especially the "waiting at the bus stop in a tree" part and he was glad you got him back. He LOVES the U.P. as I do. I'd love to have a hobby farm with chickens and goats and things up there.
We almost bought a restaurant near Munising once. It would have been a disaster, because we were young (newly married and we had two babies) and we had no idea what we were doing. I had to talk him out of it, although I would love to spend a winter in Copper Harbor. My Man has gone back packing on Isle Royale all by himself. I can't wait until we get the money to be able to go back up there.
Anyway, I'm really glad Terry is OK and your kids must be ecstatic!
(What? No chicken similes? WHY WHY WHY WHY?) less
We almost bought a restaurant near Munising once. It would have been a disaster, because we were young (newly married and we had two babies) and we had no idea what we were doing. I had to talk him out of it, although I would love to spend a winter in Copper Harbor. My Man has gone back packing on Isle Royale all by himself. I can't wait until we get the money to be able to go back up there.
Anyway, I'm really glad Terry is OK and your kids must be ecstatic!
(What? No chicken similes? WHY WHY WHY WHY?) less
10/08/2011
Quote:
LOL! Our cat is our baby, but I'm not sure it would ever cross my mind that I'd lost my pussy if she were ever (heaven FORBID) to go missing!
Originally posted by
Ivy Wilde
I'm glad your cock made it home. I know how upset I would be if I lost one of my asses or pussies.
Hmmm . . . do you have a donkey on your property, Tim? If so, just remember that you could literally lose your ass!
10/08/2011
Quote:
Oh, hell yeah!
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
When you do, you better stop by or else! lol
AUGH. Thank you for the CHICKEN SMILIE! You're a genius.
10/08/2011