How many STD's do you have? (no not those kind)

Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron) Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, "WHAT???"

"STD's" she replied. "You know Sex Toy Dollars."

I laughed my ass off.
11/28/2012
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Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, ... more
Hahaha! That's funny.
11/28/2012
Contributor: CaliGirl CaliGirl
That'shilarious
11/28/2012
Contributor: Undecided Undecided
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, ... more
OMG I think I would have had the same reaction as you did!!! There are many polls about how many Eden Points you have you can find them by searching in the search bar
11/28/2012
Contributor: kev kev
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, ... more
11/28/2012
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
LOL!!!
11/28/2012
Contributor: married with children married with children
funny
11/28/2012
Contributor: Jimenko Jimenko
nice~
11/28/2012
Contributor: no longer here no longer here
That is funny!
11/28/2012
Contributor: TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, ... more
That's a good one! xD
11/28/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Driving home with my wife last night my wife said she had been browsing Eden earlier.

She then asks me, "How many STD's do you have?"

I almost slammed on the brakes as I said, ... more
ROFL! Horrible.
11/28/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
super funny!
11/28/2012
Contributor: puglove puglove
LMAO. Thats a good one.
11/29/2012