how many keys on your key ring?

Contributor: married with children married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys that have no home that you know of?
09/27/2011
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Contributor: momma22js momma22js
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
i have a few that i dont know what they go to so i take them off and give them to my kids to play with
09/27/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
I have about 10 keys I know where they all go and if I happen to find some that i don't I hang onto them for a bit or like momma22js I make a key ring for my kids to play with
09/27/2011
Contributor: EJ EJ
Five. I took a lot of keys off my chain after our mechanic told us that it could mess up our ignition switch to have too much weight on the ring.
09/27/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Oh man, I hate having a lot of keys on my key ring, because sometimes I slide it up my arm (elastic band) while I'm biking.

I have my bike key and my house key on it always (they're on the main ring, along with the elastic band), and then I have a quick-removable fob for my car key. I keep the keys to a few friends' houses in a side-pocket of my pack, though. Keys to work stuff and outbuildings are all in a jar near the telephone, and I take them only as I need them.
09/27/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I have my house key, my van key and key fob, my submissive's house key and building key plus a few key chains so I know what keys are mine.
09/27/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
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Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
I just counted... 17 keys and like 5 key chain decorations! Time to throw some keys away... as soon as I figure out what they all go to!
09/27/2011
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
I have 6.

~M
09/28/2011
Contributor: Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
I had aprox. 70 keys just for work. This was very frustrating in an emergency, I had a master key mad for all the closets, offices and sheds. Now I'm down to 3 master keys, my house key, truck and my office keys.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Three. One for my house, one for my mother's and one for our mailbox. Hubs, on the other hand, has too many to count and almost all of them are work related.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by ToyGurl
I just counted... 17 keys and like 5 key chain decorations! Time to throw some keys away... as soon as I figure out what they all go to!
Owning a key that you don't own the lock for (anymore) is said to be good luck.
09/28/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
I have 14 and know where each one fits.
09/28/2011
Contributor: kellyg kellyg
I only have 5 keys total: car, 2 apt, mail, moms house..to keep it from getting bulky, but then I have mace attached to the keyring..so I don't know how that is helping with the bulkyness haha.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
I've only five, but I've got dozens more around the house - and I've forgotten what most of them are for.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Just two. But only the car one is ever used - we don't need to lock the house out here.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
I've got 4. House, work, mailbox, parents' house. I DO have too many keychains though.
09/28/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
about 25. only four or so have a use.
09/28/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
I only have 3 keys on my ring at the time being.
09/28/2011
Contributor: domsub1993 domsub1993
2 keys. 1 for the car, 1 for the house.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I have one of those keyrings that are like a clip, so I keep like keys together so I can unclip things easily as I need them. On mine I have one key to my car, two to my husband's truck (one door one ignition), and another small ring with I think 4 keys on it. One of those keys I know goes to my front door, and I know there's purpose for the rest of them (or at least there used to be). I've got a few keychains as well. I just retired my Mr. It keychain, but still have my light up penis and my keychain that says "paddle faster I hear banjos." The ring itself has a metal "cause" ribbon that I can't remember what it says, and I'd have to double check for more keychains when my mom gets back with my keys.

Also, I can apparently talk a lot about my keys lol.
09/28/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
I used to carry everything with me all of the time which had to be about 20 keys, which started to drive me nuts so I decided to just take with me what I needed that day.
09/28/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
My Man broke the starter on his truck because his keys were so heavy. He had keys to a house his parents sold 15 years ago, a garage door we no longer own, houses we used to live in and so many keys he couldn't identify. It drives me crazy.

I have five keys on my rings. My car, my Man's truck, my middle daughter's car, my front door and my back door. Then I have the fob for my car, cards for our grocery stores and a copy of my library card and a little flashlight. That's it.
09/28/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I have one of those keyrings that are like a clip, so I keep like keys together so I can unclip things easily as I need them. On mine I have one key to my car, two to my husband's truck (one door one ignition), and another small ring with I ... more
"paddle faster I hear banjos." LOL! I often sing the opening bars to Dueling Banjos in appropriate situations, too.

And to add to my last post which said . My car, my Man's truck, my middle daughter's car, my front door and my back door. The front door and back door to my house! Cuz I know y'all got your minds in the gutter.
09/28/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Ansley
Owning a key that you don't own the lock for (anymore) is said to be good luck.
I didn't know that. If that were true, my husband would be a millionaire, be retired and would have already have had that three way he's always talking about.....
09/28/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I have just my two door keys and the car key with remote. I have two key fobs from Coach. One is a heart with a turn lock. It opens up to reveal a picture frame. I have pic of my husband and I in there. The other is a studded skull and crossbones.
09/28/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
One truck key and one for the house. I have another key ring with about ten keys for the rental properties I take care of. In my garage I have a ring with about thirty keys that are from my days being a contractor, there are keys to most large equipment like back hoes and Bobcats along with a mess of Master lock keys.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I hate keys! I have one key attached to the auto door opener fob. As soon as I get enough money - my new car will be key less!
09/28/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Car key
Building key
Mail key
Apartment key

=4
09/28/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
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Originally posted by married with children
I was looking through my key ring looking for a key today, and I thought to myself "self, what the hell do all these keys go to?" I must have close to 20 on my key ring I take with me everywhere. Anyone else have too many keys? Or keys ... more
I've got about 6 keys on my key ring
09/28/2011