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Contributor: eri86 eri86
I always used to butter and then toast my bread. It would come out warm and soft from the melted butter. But then one day I toasted my bread only to realize I had forgotten to butter it. So I simply buttered it after the fact. The toast was hot enough to melt the butter. CRUNCHY with MELTED BUTTERY goodness!

Now I toast and THEN butter
03/13/2013
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Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I toast, then butter.
03/13/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I toast in a toaster, duh.

But once I'm done toasting my bread, I only put jelly on it. I hate butter.
03/13/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Me too; I toast, and then butter. My husband likes to add butter first, then stick the bread into the toaster oven, and the darn butter drips and burns inside my poor toaster!
03/13/2013
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by eri86
I always used to butter and then toast my bread. It would come out warm and soft from the melted butter. But then one day I toasted my bread only to realize I had forgotten to butter it. So I simply buttered it after the fact. The toast was hot ... more
toast then jelly. no butter.
03/14/2013
Contributor: Breas Breas
This reminds me of a little... joke? brain teaser? I'm not sure what to call it but it goes like this:

You: Roast goes in a roaster. What goes in a toaster?
Other person: toast?
You: No, bread!

lol... corny, I know. I've asked a few people this before after I heard it and most of the time people say "toast" because it rhymes.
03/14/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
No butter, just jelly.
03/14/2013
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
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Originally posted by eri86
I always used to butter and then toast my bread. It would come out warm and soft from the melted butter. But then one day I toasted my bread only to realize I had forgotten to butter it. So I simply buttered it after the fact. The toast was hot ... more
Always toast first. I'd be afraid of butter (or any other toppings) dripping in my toaster!

Also, I sometimes like dry toast plain.
03/14/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Toast first, butter after. And then sometimes jelly.
03/14/2013
Contributor: Chelynn67 Chelynn67
Quote:
Originally posted by eri86
I always used to butter and then toast my bread. It would come out warm and soft from the melted butter. But then one day I toasted my bread only to realize I had forgotten to butter it. So I simply buttered it after the fact. The toast was hot ... more
Toast then butter
03/14/2013
Contributor: Intrepid Niddering Intrepid Niddering
I always roast it then butter. Buttering first then sticking it into the toaster sounds like a fire hazard.

For the most part, though, I prefer peanut butter toast.
03/14/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
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Originally posted by sexxxkitten
I toast, then butter.
ditto
03/14/2013
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
I toast, then butter. Unless I am making grilled cheese, then I butter the bread and watch it brown up in the toaster oven. Easiest (and best) way to make a grilled cheese in just a couple minutes...and no pan to wash up afterwards.
03/14/2013
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by eri86
I always used to butter and then toast my bread. It would come out warm and soft from the melted butter. But then one day I toasted my bread only to realize I had forgotten to butter it. So I simply buttered it after the fact. The toast was hot ... more
I toast my toast and then butter it.
03/14/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
I've always toasted it and then topped it with the spread of choice (usually butter or peanut butter).
I never tried buttering it first because I was always worried the butter would melt and short out the toaster.
x_x
03/14/2013
Contributor: Jax Jackson Jax Jackson
I toast, then butter it. I didn't know anyone buttered it first.
03/14/2013
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Toast first, then butter.
03/15/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
I just like plain toast. I'm weird, I know. :-P
03/15/2013