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Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Ok so this had me laughing till tears came down my face.....

Today was cleaning day in my house, now my hubby is normally home to keep our 3 yr old busy but today I was on my own...
I'm scrubbing my bathtub in my bathroom and my son was playing in his room that's across from mine. Well he was in and out of my room off and on, he sat down to build a lego truck on his floor and asked me to come look when he was done.... Well when I hit the hall I heard this buzzing sound against something hard. Like a vibrator against a table..
He said "Look mommy my truck is cool and it goes vroooooom like a real truck" next thing I know he pulls one of my vibrators out of the truck he made and asked "Can I keep this, I want to build another truck that makes noise" I about died!!! It was soo funny, that little punk collected things from my room to put in the back of the truck too, mostly batteries and my rings but holy crap he pulled a toy out of my side table.. He NEVER goes in my table... Time for a locking toy box !!

Anyone else have their kids find there toys??
What happened??
10/16/2011
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Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
My son is three and yes! I left one on my vibrators on the couch because I was working on a review and he woke up from his nap crying so I ran to get him and just totally forgot about it. When we were sitting down watching a movie he grabbed it and turned it on and starting saying "I waaanttt itttt!" When I turned it off he kept saying "turn it back on!" *facepalm*
10/16/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
These stories are so cute! I only had one vibrator - the Magic Wand - all the while my son was little and he never found it. I have no amusing stories to share.
10/16/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
aaahhhhhahahahahahaha, omg that is so funny!
10/16/2011
Contributor: domsub1993 domsub1993
Very creative!
10/16/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
omg I'm dying of laughter. Here's my story....

My fiance and I had an upstairs bedroom. We had just gotten done playing with our glass toys and had just come back up from the bathroom. The kids had gotten home with their dad and ran upstairs to give us hugs. We totally forgot they were sitting on our desks. The kids come in and say "oh mom those are cool what are they?" My fiance jumped in real quick and told them they were our heavy decorative paper weights. The kids thought nothing of it and ran downstairs. When they were downstairs I about died of laughter and fell off the bed. Never have left them out again though.
10/16/2011
Contributor: kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
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Originally posted by NaughtyNikkie
Ok so this had me laughing till tears came down my face.....

Today was cleaning day in my house, now my hubby is normally home to keep our 3 yr old busy but today I was on my own...
I'm scrubbing my bathtub in my bathroom and my son was ... more
Since I don't have kids, the kid thing has never happened to me. But one of my siblings apparently found my very tiny collection under my bed while I was at school.

I left them behind right before my last week of finals just so I could bring less home for winter break. Plus, I was about to start my period and wouldn't had used them that week at school anyway. When I got back for break, I noticed my pocket rocket sticking out under my bed. Someone had obviously grabbed it and twisted it open. I know I definitely didn't do it, so it was either my brother or my sister that touched it while I was gone. I'm still not sure who it was, though.
10/16/2011