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Contributor: Vegan Silk Vegan Silk
I was looking around youtube today and then ended up on funny or die watching this:

"I-don't-understand-Jo bs"

Hilarious!

When you first started hand jobs was it confusing for you? I was afraid I was going to break it something, but I learned pretty quickly with my first serious boyfriend.
09/12/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Ahahahahahahahahahahah a, that's hilarious. I remember that it wasn't too terribly confusing for me, but I wasn't doing anything more than your basic "move hand in thrusting motion". My husband, who was my first serious boyfriend in high school, gave me some good pointers. He's still happy with them
09/12/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
OMG that's so funny! I've always been kinda confused... mainly because every guy I've ever been with has different preferences... and now after watching that I'm even more confused hahahahaha!!! So funny!!
09/12/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
OMG. So funny. The first sexual thing I ever did was a hand job. The guy seemed to enjoy it. He begged enough before.... hand.. LOL!
09/12/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I pretty much learned how to give my husband a hand job by watching how he masturbated.
09/12/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
That's seriously amusing, thanks for sharing! (The masks are kind of hideous though!)

My first sexual exploration was giving a hand job, never touched a dick before that!
09/12/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
Wow, I thought I knew what I was doing, now I'm just plain confused...
09/12/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I stumbled into the perfect handjob (for my guy) on total accident. My arms were exhausted and I thought "hey, two hands are better than one!" and it became a regular thing. I love doing it, sometimes I think more than he likes receiving.
09/12/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Vegan Silk
I was looking around youtube today and then ended up on funny or die watching this:

"I-don't-understand-Jo bs"

Hilarious!

When you first started hand jobs was it confusing for you? I was afraid I was going to ... more
I am a guy and I thought that was pretty funny. What girls just dont understand is think about what I would be doing inside of you and just try to emulate that. Think of what your body does to mine during sex and try to make that happen. Super simple actually, dont grab me like handle bars and dont treat me like im going to break. Now on the other hand... I would love to see the same video for us in the reverse, as well as a video about going down on you! Especially that "how can I learn when you make me stop" part LOL!
09/12/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
I am a guy and I thought that was pretty funny. What girls just dont understand is think about what I would be doing inside of you and just try to emulate that. Think of what your body does to mine during sex and try to make that happen. Super simple ... more
Oh yeah.... and ladies you might also want to listen to Yaoi shes got something there.
09/12/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Oh yeah.... and ladies you might also want to listen to Yaoi shes got something there.
Hehe...thanks!
09/12/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
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Originally posted by P'Gell
OMG. So funny. The first sexual thing I ever did was a hand job. The guy seemed to enjoy it. He begged enough before.... hand.. LOL!
LOL good one!
09/12/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
I am a guy and I thought that was pretty funny. What girls just dont understand is think about what I would be doing inside of you and just try to emulate that. Think of what your body does to mine during sex and try to make that happen. Super simple ... more
My husband used to tell me that all the time "do what your pussy would do". I never really understood it until I stumbled into that perfect handjob I mentioned before.
09/12/2011
Contributor: JRabbits JRabbits
No, the first time I ever gave a hand job I was like, *slaps hands together and rubs them together eagerly* lets play with playdough. I just didn't want to stop playing with it even after he got off. . . I'm easily amused and a penis is a very fun thing to play with.
09/12/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
before i started giving hand jobs, i always thought you were supposed to literally yank it. my 2nd bf was the 1st guy i started giving hand jobs to. he liked them ok, but he couldn't get off on them. he wasn't a very good teacher when it came to that sort of thing. my 3rd (& current) bf was the best teacher & loves them.
09/12/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
This is bloody hilarious!! I sent the video to my boyfriend.

My problem with hand jobs is that the first time I ever got my hands on his penis, I went ahead and put it in my mouth and have been doing A+ blow jobs since then. Thus, every time I get started on a hand job, I see his bulging penis and think, "I want this in my mouth!" My boyfriend doesn't mind much, although I love the idea of watching him masturbate to learn.

Balls are still very confusing for me, as they just seem so fragile.
09/12/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Before I was sexually active I was friends with a girl who was sexually active and she gave me a few pointers on hand jobs and blowjobs, lol.

So my first hand job went really well, I knew what I was doing and felt comfortable doing it and the guy really enjoyed it.

Lol, the thing about making the hand do what the pussy does made me laugh. It made me think of a position I do for my guy that he really loves bcs he says "it's like your pussy is sucking my cock like your mouth" ...so my hands should do what my pussy does and my pussy does what my mouth does...
09/12/2011
Contributor: libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by Vegan Silk
I was looking around youtube today and then ended up on funny or die watching this:

"I-don't-understand-Jo bs"

Hilarious!

When you first started hand jobs was it confusing for you? I was afraid I was going to ... more
nope
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