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Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
There are hundreds upon hundreds of these things. I'll start by posting some of my favorites, and then you can make my day by giving me some of yours. And yes, the last one is only a favorite because I'm a sucker for Tom Felton. But can you blame a girl?

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro, always growing me a bone.

Are you headed to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Ladies call me "Aguamenti." Just a whisper of my name and they get wet.

Ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4 ? Well, I can think of something else with those measurements.
03/30/2013
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Some I've overheard at HP conventions:

"If you can make My Little Ponies look like Death Eaters, I'll marry you on the spot."

"OTP - Snarry or Drarry? Depending on your answer, we can have some fun."

"Wanna polish my wand?"

"As long as you're a girl under that beard, I'll take you up on that drink."

"Of course we Hufflepuffs are pervs. Our propaganda works wonders."

"I don't need to say anything, you know. All I have to do is stand here in my Snape costume and look menacing. The fangirls come to me."

Best One:
"Honesty, do you really expect to pick up Wizarding chicks by looking like Snape wearing a leather jacket?"
"Only if I say, 'Wanna ride my broom, baby?'."
03/30/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Some I've overheard at HP conventions:

"If you can make My Little Ponies look like Death Eaters, I'll marry you on the spot."

"OTP - Snarry or Drarry? Depending on your answer, we can have some ... more
Oh my gosh - that last one. You're right - that is the absolute BEST.
03/30/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Oh man, I know so many but none are coming to mind! My favorite is "Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?"


I'll be back when I can actually remember more.
03/30/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I looked in the Mirror of Erised I'd see the two of us together.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
04/02/2013