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Contributor: Doah Doah
well? just like the title says, give me a reason why you would go to work naked.

I'll go first:
To hide the fact that I'm probably also drunk. xD
01/02/2012
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Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
I forgot to do laundry.
01/02/2012
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
If I was being compensated with a large quantity of cash money.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Because I'd be the only one home. (I work from home)
01/02/2012
Contributor: Moein Moein
I want them to get me fired.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Subbi Subbi
Quote:
Originally posted by UnknownGirl
If I was being compensated with a large quantity of cash money.
This is the only way I would
01/02/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
because I have an office I can lock and shades. if i could work naked, i probably would.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Cherrylane Cherrylane
uhm.

Meth.

I don't think money or getting fired would be worth it. There would also probably be a criminal charge involved and perhaps some sort of sexual harassment civil suit filed.

Unless you were a prostitute or porn star, and then it'd be totes okay lol...
01/02/2012
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
If I were a stripper or a porn star.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
If I was getting a massage or body treatment on a slow day (I work at a day spa). Although I wouldn't go to work naked in that case, but I would undress while I was at work.
01/02/2012
Contributor: badk1tty badk1tty
Quote:
Originally posted by Doah
well? just like the title says, give me a reason why you would go to work naked.

I'll go first:
To hide the fact that I'm probably also drunk. xD
I can't think of a reason that would prompt me to go to work naked
01/02/2012
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I work from home and I can be naked as a want to be...unless it involves video conferencing.
01/03/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Money and lots of it. A relatively short shift spent cleaning the back rooms instead of being out on the sales floor would make things a lot easier, too.
01/03/2012
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I can't think of a reason why I would ever go to work naked, but I suppose I could work naked if I was staying home...and it was really hot.
01/03/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Because body-snatching aliens have invaded but they refuse to take off their clothing so the only way to prove I'm still human is to be naked!
That is all I could think of.
01/03/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Well since most of my work is done from home... I don't need a reason... just for comfort! Lol. If it's late at night, I don't often wear much anyways. Lol
01/03/2012
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
To show I need to get rid of my love handles
01/03/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Doah
well? just like the title says, give me a reason why you would go to work naked.

I'll go first:
To hide the fact that I'm probably also drunk. xD
If I worked at a strip club or I've decided I want to get fired. x'D
01/03/2012
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Because I'd be working from home, of course. ;D
01/03/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Because I'd be the only one home. (I work from home)
Ditto

The cats don't seem to mind.
01/03/2012
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
Because my spouse would be there naked and waiting for me!
01/03/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I certainly wouldn't. I work in health care with new mothers and their babies. It would be totally inappropriate by any way of approaching it.

I think most jobs require clothing, unless you're a stripper or in the Sex Industry. Or work from home.
01/03/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I'm going to be a massage therapist, as much as people already wish for happy endings, it won't happen.
01/03/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
I'm going to be a massage therapist, as much as people already wish for happy endings, it won't happen.
Great comment!

Since I am a stay at home mom, the only time I would be naked is if the kids are sleeping
01/03/2012
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
Dunno... lost a bet at the bar last night?
01/06/2012