Friend of mine posted this on their FB. I thought it was apropos...
Two drunks visit a brothel.
The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice".
During the walk home one guy says " i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound". The second guy says I think mine was a witch. Why do you think that, asks the friend. Well, I bit her ass and she farted in my face and then flew out the frigin' window!!
Two drunks visit a brothel.
The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice".
During the walk home one guy says " i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound". The second guy says I think mine was a witch. Why do you think that, asks the friend. Well, I bit her ass and she farted in my face and then flew out the frigin' window!!