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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
OK so we were perusing Birthday cards, because my birthday is on the 22nd and Arch is all excited that I'll be with him cause this is the big 40...anyhow we saw one that was OMG funny (to me anyway).

It was two old women talking and one says, "SO you know they say 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'? I always reply, Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?"

I had never heard that one, thought I'd share it with you all!
09/20/2010
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Contributor: buzzvibe buzzvibe
LOL! I hadn't heard that one either.
09/20/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OK so we were perusing Birthday cards, because my birthday is on the 22nd and Arch is all excited that I'll be with him cause this is the big 40...anyhow we saw one that was OMG funny (to me anyway).

It was two old women talking and one ... more
Hehe that's cute. I think I have heard it before, but it still makes me chuckle!
09/20/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Bwahahah! I have to remember this, the next time somebody throws the "farmer/cow" thing at me.

I absolutely hate that "cow, milk, free, farmer" thing. Probably because people tried to use it on me so much.

Damn, I still GOT the Farmer in the end, but I don't like being refereed to as a Cow.

I once said to someone, "Yeah, but cows can't milk themselves, so the whole analogy is wrong." The man who said it to me had no idea what I was talking about. I guess he was one who thought "Women don't do that." Or just didn't get the reference in the first place.
09/20/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
"Little sausage?" That's not funny. Not funny at all...
09/20/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Kindred
"Little sausage?" That's not funny. Not funny at all...
Oh all right well say "Why buy the pig when all you want is a big honkin' sausage!"
09/20/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I'll just stick with "Why blank the blank when you get the blank for blank?"

but that's just me...
09/20/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Ha!
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Contributor: lamira lamira
That's really funny.
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Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
lol
09/28/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
lol that's funny! I like it!
09/28/2011
Contributor: WierdAl WierdAl
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OK so we were perusing Birthday cards, because my birthday is on the 22nd and Arch is all excited that I'll be with him cause this is the big 40...anyhow we saw one that was OMG funny (to me anyway).

It was two old women talking and one ... more
Thats a good one.
09/28/2011