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Fun Quiz: What's your dinosaur personality?

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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I found this on a site I like to hit frequently and I thought it was fun so I'm sharing.

Just click the link and it'll take you to the Discovery Channel were you answer questions to find out which dino you're most like. Some of the choices are a little...um questionable but fun nonetheless. Post your results here!
04/16/2013
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Your Result: Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You are the “King of the Prehistoric Jungle” (or, if not, you had a great press agent). Although recent controversies have diminished your reputation as the baddest creature the planet has ever seen, you certainly look fierce enough; let’s face it, who can honestly say you weren't? There is a good chance you are a professional wrestler or Mike Tyson.

Fun Fact:
Many, if not most experts now believe that T. rex was a scavenger, rather than the ruthless hunter he has been portrayed.
04/16/2013
Contributor: PassionCpl PassionCpl
That was bizarre to say the least, but infinitely better than the usual "Do you like spaghetti?" or "What's your favourite tooth?". It turns out I (hubby) am...

Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You’re easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don’t think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon’s food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects.
04/16/2013
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Your Result:
Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You’re easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don’t think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon’s food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects.
04/16/2013
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
LOL, I got the same thing as you.

Your Result: Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You are the “King of the Prehistoric Jungle” (or, if not, you had a great press agent). Although recent controversies have diminished your reputation as the baddest creature the planet has ever seen, you certainly look fierce enough; let’s face it, who can honestly say you weren't? There is a good chance you are a professional wrestler or Mike Tyson.

Fun Fact:
Many, if not most experts now believe that T. rex was a scavenger, rather than the ruthless hunter he has been portrayed.
04/16/2013
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
Diplodcus

You are a lumbering, peaceful and generally happy person. Brains are not your particular strong point, but people give you a pass because you’re so likeable and well-meaning. You probably are … or at one time have been … a circus strong man or woman.

Fun Fact:
Diplodocus was once thought to be the longest dinosaur, and remains what many people first think of when the word “dinosaur” is mentioned. He surely fits the Monty Python description of his brontosaurus cousin: “… thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.”
04/16/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
Really? Didn't expect this...

Your Result:
Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You are the “King of the Prehistoric Jungle” (or, if not, you had a great press agent). Although recent controversies have diminished your reputation as the baddest creature the planet has ever seen, you certainly look fierce enough; let’s face it, who can honestly say you weren't? There is a good chance you are a professional wrestler or Mike Tyson.

Fun Fact:
Many, if not most experts now believe that T. rex was a scavenger, rather than the ruthless hunter he has been portrayed.
04/16/2013
Contributor: Isola Isola
LOL, I have a tiny brain...

Your Result:
Stegosaurus!

You are very big. You have spikes (hopefully hair, not along your back). We’re afraid that is all of the semi-nice things we can say about you. Your brain is the size of a walnut, you cannot raise your head, but you can raise your tail, you have no front teeth, and … oh, wait … there IS one positive thing … your dinosaur type is the state dinosaur of Colorado!

Fun Fact:
It’s true that “Old Steg” had a famously small brain. After all, he supplemented his diet with rocks. Dinosaurs like Stegosaurus may have had a "second brain" in the tail, which could have been responsible for controlling reflexes in the rear portion of the body. Still, it was very little help in figuring things out.
04/16/2013
Contributor: PassionCpl PassionCpl
Hold on - this isn't for our new login names is it?
04/16/2013
Contributor: ZZ ZZ
The choices were sort of odd, so I picked some weird ones which lead to this.
While the bloodthirsty bit is nothing like me, I'm oddly pleased with my dino

Your Result:
Velociraptor!

You are fast, smart and blood-thirsty. In short, the scourge of all who are foolish enough to defy you. You terrify your friends, but that is fine with you. ‘Raptor types make outstanding divorce attorneys or rugby players.

Fun Fact:
The ‘Raptors portrayed in Jurassic Park were dramatically appealing, but a far cry from reality. In fact, scientists now believe that Velociraptor sported extensive plumage that he displayed in combat or mating rituals, very much as modern-day birds do (although they didn’t fly).
04/16/2013
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Your Result: Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You are the “King of the Prehistoric Jungle” (or, if not, you had a great press agent). Although recent controversies have diminished your reputation as the baddest creature the planet has ever seen, you ... more
Also, T Rex's ancestors had feathers, like a chicken! link
04/16/2013
Contributor: wannawatch wannawatch
Trex
04/16/2013
Contributor: Fluke Fluke
I really wanted to be a raptor but I got

Diplodocus!

You are a lumbering, peaceful and generally happy person. Brains are not your particular strong point, but people give you a pass because you’re so likeable and well-meaning. You probably are … or at one time have been … a circus strong man or woman.

I think the internet just called me stupid, this means war, internet!
04/16/2013
Contributor: SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
Velociraptor!

You are fast, smart and blood-thirsty. In short, the scourge of all who are foolish enough to defy you. You terrify your friends, but that is fine with you. ‘Raptor types make outstanding divorce attorneys or rugby players.

I knew I should have gone to law school!
04/19/2013
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
Velociraptor.

I'm a what? xD
04/19/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Velociraptor!

You are fast, smart and blood-thirsty. In short, the scourge of all who are foolish enough to defy you. You terrify your friends, but that is fine with you. ‘Raptor types make outstanding divorce attorneys or rugby players.
04/19/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Yay I'm the first Pterodactyl among us!



You soar above the fray and you love it. Let the petty battles rage below you, you will just go about your day in full-on majesty. It’s a good life, with plenty of friends just like you and lots of fun times, particularly during breeding season. You may own an airline or be European royalty.

Fun Fact:
Technically, there is no such thing as a "Pterodactyl." That term became a synonym for Pterosaurs in general, and Pterodactylus and Pteranodon in particular. Still, this is the word most people use. Working paleontologists never refer to "Pterodactyls."
04/19/2013
Contributor: snowminx snowminx
Well I don't think of myself as social but the rest might be right lol

Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You’re easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don’t think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon’s food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects.
04/19/2013
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Tyrannosaurus Rex

goofy questions - fun to play.
04/19/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
what fun!

looks like there's a couple of us:

quote: "Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You’re easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don’t think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon’s food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects."

I'm not so comfortable in crowds that I'm a social butterfly. I can, however, start up a conversation w/ a stranger. and yes, I hold my cards close to my chest in regards to who I truly am until I get to know someone fairly well. I have a social persona that is predominate for quite awhile and easy to get to know. and yes, I'm very good w/ my hands. ooohhh, I AM very mysterious.
04/19/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
Quote:
Originally posted by Fluke
I really wanted to be a raptor but I got

Diplodocus!

You are a lumbering, peaceful and generally happy person. Brains are not your particular strong point, but people give you a pass because you’re so likeable and well-meaning. You ... more
I got Diplodocus as well. To be honest I was insulted enough to retake the quiz. By fudging my answers just a bit I am T-Rex. Now I feel better.

That was bizarre but fun.
04/20/2013