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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
"The top ten farting animals are as follows: Termites, Camels, Zebras, Sheep, Cows, Elephants, Labradors/Retrievers, Humans (Vegetarians), Humans (non-Vegetarians), and Gerbils. Termites alone produce more methane than cows and even all man-made polluting machinery (but don’t produce other harmful chemicals)"

Read more here...

I found it fascinating they broke the human part down into veggie/non-veggie...

Also, rice is the only food that doesn't make you fart. (giggle)
06/04/2013
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Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
"The top ten farting animals are as follows: Termites, Camels, Zebras, Sheep, Cows, Elephants, Labradors/Retrievers, Humans (Vegetarians), Humans (non-Vegetarians), and Gerbils. Termites alone produce more methane than cows and even all man-made ... more
So... we open termite farms, and convert everything to run on termite farts? That's what I gathered from this.
06/04/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by MrWill
So... we open termite farms, and convert everything to run on termite farts? That's what I gathered from this.
Hahahaha great minds think alike...I thought the same damn thing.
06/04/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
I'm surprised my mother isn't listed by name on that list.
06/04/2013
Contributor: tami tami
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
"The top ten farting animals are as follows: Termites, Camels, Zebras, Sheep, Cows, Elephants, Labradors/Retrievers, Humans (Vegetarians), Humans (non-Vegetarians), and Gerbils. Termites alone produce more methane than cows and even all man-made ... more
thanks for the info
06/04/2013
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
haha thanks for the info.
06/04/2013
Contributor: Nezzie13 Nezzie13
The soldier termite/suicide bomber thing is freaky. Nature is full of weirdness.
Also, I won't be getting a labrador!
06/04/2013
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
In January 2011, the Malawi Minister of Justice, George Chaponda, said that Air Fouling Legislation would make public farting illegal in his country.

If they could only pass that law for airplanes. A tin can packed with people, recycling air for hours should prohibit farts.
06/04/2013