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Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
For you people who would prefer no one knows about your sex toys/porn stash, how would you react if someone found the area you store your things and saw them?
How would you react if it was someone from your family?

i would personally blush like hell, then probably stand there until they reacted.

if they reacted positively saying it's no big deal or something like that, i would probably go along with them but if they were mad (for whatever reason) i would probably just lock myself up...forever.
04/20/2012
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Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I'd be so embarrassed. I don't know what I would do. My collection is getting pretty large and it's eventually going to get hard to hide it.
04/20/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
The person would probably have a heart attack at how much stuff we have in our stashes...call the ambulance for them???
04/20/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
I wouldn't say anything, unless they did. There's no shame (at least there should not be) for being into that sort of thing, so I think anyone else would just be embarrassed to accidentally find such a thing (then not say something). I wouldn't be so much embarrassed than just miffed by the fact that someone was going through my stuff/room.
04/20/2012
Contributor: puppylove puppylove
I think I would blush amd giggle uncontrollably
04/20/2012
Contributor: underHim underHim
I would be very embarrassed and try not to make eye contact and never speak of it again
04/20/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I am shy, but not about toys oddly enough. If someone found my stash, I would more than happy to talk about each piece, pull up my EF account, and have them join my class.
04/20/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Well anyone that would be snooping around the bedroom to find it probably already knows a good portion of what's in it anyway but if someone that didn't know about it found my stash I think I'd probably be fine with it anyway....the person in question might run out screaming at the sight of the kinky items though. <w<
04/20/2012
Contributor: vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
I would smile awkwardly while blushing so red that my face would look like it was on fire. I keep them well-concealed and hope that this never happens!
04/20/2012
Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I would try to act like I'm not embarrassed even though I'll really be.
04/20/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I would definitely be embarrassed but my roommate already knows so I'm never really worried.
04/21/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Well, I would probably laugh at this point. I have no shame anymore.
04/21/2012
Contributor: spiceboy spiceboy
Recently I had bed bugs and before the extermination you have to clear out absolutely everything so every nook and cranny can be reached. When I came back home after the treatment all the drawers in my bedroom were open airing out... except two. Yeah, I forgot to clear out my toy drawers. I was so embarrassed at the thought of the exterminator finding those toys, and it was even worse that he closed the drawers once he discovered what was inside them! It just seemed like he found the contents shameful.
04/21/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
I'd be pissed at them for snooping. I might then show off my favorite pieces depending on the person. I wouldn't be terribly embarrassed I don't think.
04/21/2012
Contributor: wildorchid wildorchid
I'd probably blush, but I'm a big girl and I'm allowed, so why should they care? I can think of worse things for people to find. That's what I tell myself.
04/21/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I might be a little pissed that they're snooping around my bedroom, but I won't be embarrassed, I'm a grown woman.
04/21/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
For you people who would prefer no one knows about your sex toys/porn stash, how would you react if someone found the area you store your things and saw them?
How would you react if it was someone from your family?

i would personally blush ... more
I recently moved and had friends and family help with all my moving in and out. I thought all my toys were stashed away but I was wrong. My aunt carried a nightstand for me that had a drawer slide open when she set it down. My hot pink glowworm rolled to the front of the drawer. I was mortified.

I promptly picked the nightstand up and brought it to my bedroom. She never mentioned it, but she wouldn't stop laughing for at least 20 minutes.
04/21/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I would be embarrassed, but I would deal with it. I'm only human.
05/19/2012