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Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
How bad ass is this?!?!

First Zombie Proof House

House
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F&*^ YEAH!
GONE! , Rossie , Missmarc , Breas , Superbals , KyotoAngel , DeliciousSurprise , jokerzwild , BobbiJay , Nora , padmeamidala , Beck , Hallmar82 , indiglo , wrmbreze , sweetcuppincakes , Sohotdinosaur , dhig , A.Mari , Dreaus , CoffeeCup , Curiouscat , mistressg , El-Jaro , Ryuson , voenne , winterseve , Zombirella , LacyRogue , Loriandhubby , SexyRayne , TheSlyFox , interestingstuff , dv8 , Alyxx , Lummox
36  (92%)
Not really.
geliebt , Ms. N , K101
3  (8%)
Other
Total votes: 39
Poll is closed
02/21/2012
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Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I would totally live there.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Very impressive design!
02/21/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
My partner loves this lol I just showed him and he's like "omg send me the link" lol!
02/21/2012
Contributor: Superbals Superbals
I wanna live there now so i'll be ready for the zombies when they come
02/21/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
A house doesn't need to be that kitted up to ensure survival. You could go this route:

02/21/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...I must get rich and build myself a zombie proof house. x'D
It could even work as burglar proof if you happen to be on vacation or even angry pitchfork and shotgun wielding mob proof.
02/21/2012
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
The problem with that house is that the steel coming down to cover the full glass windows doesn't provide adequate protection; all a zombie would have to do is dig down a foot, and they can peel that thing up like a tin can, break the glass windows and then you're out of luck. I'd want either concrete there or a much deeper depression that would make peeling that door up nearly impossible.

But, yes, it's a very cool house.
02/21/2012
Contributor: jokerzwild jokerzwild
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
A house doesn't need to be that kitted up to ensure survival. You could go this route:

lol nice, never seen this.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Nora Nora
Zombies aside, I'd live there.
02/21/2012
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by BlooJay
How bad ass is this?!?!

First Zombie Proof House

Very cool!
02/21/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
That is awesome, but what if the Zombie is the person inside?
02/21/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
A house doesn't need to be that kitted up to ensure survival. You could go this route:

Haha...that's hilarious.
02/21/2012
Contributor: sweetcuppincakes sweetcuppincakes
When the zombies rise, I'm staying with THAT guy.
02/21/2012
Contributor: dhig dhig
pretty awesome
02/21/2012
Contributor: A.Mari A.Mari
that's cool!
02/21/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
That is hilarious and awesome! Someone must be paranoid...
02/21/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I don't think the top floor sliding windows are needed...zombies don't fly and it's doubtful they'll ramp up that high.

otherwise, groovy!
02/21/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Poor zombies...
02/21/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
Not pretty, but effective!
02/21/2012
Contributor: winterseve winterseve
I really like it! Totally want to have it. Only mine would also have the treadmills out front. LOL. Love the cartoon.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Ms. N Ms. N
Until it is tested out against *real* zombies, I will remain skeptical as to how zombie-proof it is.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by BlooJay
How bad ass is this?!?!

First Zombie Proof House

Thanks for sharing! I love zombies. I had an awesome dream over the weekend about an outbreak and I was kicking ass lol. I'm really into The Walking Dead on AMC to the point I'm yelling at the TV and I never get that into things. Zombies are just...I don't know, awesome!
02/21/2012
Contributor: LacyRogue LacyRogue
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
I would totally live there.
Ditto!
02/21/2012
Contributor: SexyRayne SexyRayne
I would live there, it would keep unwanted family members out too, LOL. I think it looks cool by itself so yeah id like a house like that.
02/21/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
That's awesome /
02/21/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
A house doesn't need to be that kitted up to ensure survival. You could go this route:

This made me laugh, alot.
02/21/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
A house doesn't need to be that kitted up to ensure survival. You could go this route:

lol! That's hilarious!
02/22/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
It's really neat looking, but that's all.
02/22/2012
Contributor: Alyxx Alyxx
Sweet! My friends and I decided if we ever win the lotto or become successful we are donating money to our high school so they can zombie proof the dorms. We had a few zombie plans for the current, non zombie proof dorm buildings as well. You can never be too careful!
03/12/2012