What are your fashion no-no's?

Contributor: misterazor misterazor
what article of clothing do you consider just a bad call?
include shoes, jewelry, hats...anything that can be worn.
03/02/2013
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Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I consider crocs a bad call unless you're wearing them to go to work in some form of health care.
03/02/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Head to toe denim (particularly if it's all pretty much the same shade)...and socks with sandals.
Socks with sandals is not only goofy looking, it's pretty damn uncomfortable from what I can tell.

The denim is more a personal thing for me though, I just think it looks kind of out of date and tacky for the most part.
03/02/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Gauchos: no matter how many times they're brought back, they still look stupid.

Uggs and Crocs: there are more attractive but still comfortable footwear available.

Pants hanging off the ass: this was around when I was in high school (TWENTY YEARS AGO) and it's still popular. You'd think it would be considered old-fashioned by this point.

1970's Prints and Polyester: Who shot the couch and why are you wearing it?

A fashion designer blaming the body type for not fitting their clothing instead of designing the clothing to fit the body.
03/02/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Gauchos: no matter how many times they're brought back, they still look stupid.

Uggs and Crocs: there are more attractive but still comfortable footwear available.

Pants hanging off the ass: this was around when I was in high school ... more
I have to say the gauchos are the perfect call. But the rest are spot on, too. However, my FAVORITE is your closer...touché.

I think leggings that telegraph your anatomy are never a good idea unless you're a streetwalker, then it's good for business.
03/02/2013
Contributor: laflauta laflauta
Oh, these are all good.

I want to add denim cargo pants/shorts. I didn't even think they made them anymore until I went to college and was proven wrong.
03/02/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
Those 80s/90s big round creeper glasses. You know the ones, they make anybody who wears them look like a creepy basement dweller.
03/02/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Definitely the pants hanging off the ass....
03/02/2013
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Gauchos: no matter how many times they're brought back, they still look stupid.

Uggs and Crocs: there are more attractive but still comfortable footwear available.

Pants hanging off the ass: this was around when I was in high school ... more
Oh yeah, gauchos are weird.
03/02/2013
Contributor: sexynola sexynola
Quote:
Originally posted by misterazor
what article of clothing do you consider just a bad call?
include shoes, jewelry, hats...anything that can be worn.
even though i haven't seen them in a while, i would have to pick crocs... just horrible
03/02/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
I consider crocs a bad call unless you're wearing them to go to work in some form of health care.
This. They're so unflattering.
03/02/2013
Contributor: Bleu Bleu
Many of the things others have problems with.

Also, the skinny jean and half shirt combo. It's fine if you're a total stick...but not if you're blessed with love handles.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
I consider crocs a bad call unless you're wearing them to go to work in some form of health care.
i never liked those either.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
Head to toe denim (particularly if it's all pretty much the same shade)...and socks with sandals.
Socks with sandals is not only goofy looking, it's pretty damn uncomfortable from what I can tell.

The denim is more a personal thing ... more
ahh, the canadian tux look...denim on denim. good memories.

i had to stop wearing sandals because they made my feet sweat without socks.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Gauchos: no matter how many times they're brought back, they still look stupid.

Uggs and Crocs: there are more attractive but still comfortable footwear available.

Pants hanging off the ass: this was around when I was in high school ... more
i agree on uggs, crocs and pants off the ass.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I have to say the gauchos are the perfect call. But the rest are spot on, too. However, my FAVORITE is your closer...touché.

I think leggings that telegraph your anatomy are never a good idea unless you're a streetwalker, then ... more
camel-toe is timeless. some things are never out of fashion.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by laflauta
Oh, these are all good.

I want to add denim cargo pants/shorts. I didn't even think they made them anymore until I went to college and was proven wrong.
i never knew they existed. what a terrible thing to do to denim.
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by sillylilkitten
Those 80s/90s big round creeper glasses. You know the ones, they make anybody who wears them look like a creepy basement dweller.
big round?..i can picture small round...like john lennon glasses. is that what you mean? or are you taling about like jeffrey dahmer classes?
03/03/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by Bleu
Many of the things others have problems with.

Also, the skinny jean and half shirt combo. It's fine if you're a total stick...but not if you're blessed with love handles.
love handles and skinny, low-rise is such a bad combo. i feel horrible for those who try to pull it off. there is nothing wrong with that body type until you try to cram it into these terrible jeans.
03/03/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by misterazor
big round?..i can picture small round...like john lennon glasses. is that what you mean? or are you taling about like jeffrey dahmer classes?
I think it means the Sally Jessie Raphael glasses look; the big rimmed glasses?
03/03/2013
Contributor: Bleu Bleu
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I think it means the Sally Jessie Raphael glasses look; the big rimmed glasses?
You guys mean those horrible hipster glasses, Ray-Bans?

I also think that people wearing glasses just to wear them need to stop. Either you are protecting your guys or can't see. Please take my horrible eye sight if you need an excuse to wear glasses.
03/03/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
I consider crocs a bad call unless you're wearing them to go to work in some form of health care.
Oh dear, yes! Crocs -- ick. Unless you're in a profession like health care or you're a small child.

Um... Uggs! Those are on fashion trend I've said "eeew!" to. I didn't like the look of "Birkenstocks" when they were in either.

Let's see. I could proabably think of more, just not off the top of my head. Op! Yes I know one more that I think is so ugly! Rompers. Those are hardly ever cute. Hardly ever is it fashionable (IMO) to wear an article of clothing that has your bottoms and tops sewn together, unless it is lingerie.

Socks with sandals! Bahahaha. KytoAngel -- that is one for sure! My brother in law is hilarious with his sandals and socks. We make fun of him. What's even worse is the socks with... FLIP FLOPS! hahaha.

I find a lot of the shoes available (and trendy for I have no idea why!) to be totally ugly. What are those called... Tom's? Hate em! I also hate those blasted gladiator sandals that go halfway up the leg. It just makes me picture the people in Jesus' day because in Sunday school, the illustrations always had people wearing them weird things.
03/03/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Bleu
Many of the things others have problems with.

Also, the skinny jean and half shirt combo. It's fine if you're a total stick...but not if you're blessed with love handles.
YES! YES! YES! Thank you! Everybody, a round of applause please for Bleu here!

I've been wonderin' what the F is up with that?! Not fashionable IMO on any body. It's just weird and to me, it just looks terribly uncomfortable. Like you would have the urge to continuously tug your top down. Not cute to me.
03/03/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
YES! YES! YES! Thank you! Everybody, a round of applause please for Bleu here!

I've been wonderin' what the F is up with that?! Not fashionable IMO on any body. It's just weird and to me, it just looks terribly uncomfortable. Like ... more
Wearing the low cut jeans with underwear that's higher than them!

And worse, is seeing what Bleu mentioned, having their thong hanging out the back along with the top part of their ass.

I saw a 12 year old girl sporting that 'look' with a thong that had a back strip made out of fake pearls, I kid you not! Had to be so uncomfortable, besides being so wrong... Why wear low cut jeans & underwear that's higher than them?
03/03/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Oh dear, yes! Crocs -- ick. Unless you're in a profession like health care or you're a small child.

Um... Uggs! Those are on fashion trend I've said "eeew!" to. I didn't like the look of "Birkenstocks" when ... more
o.e Totally forgot about those hideous excuses for boots.
Uggs...one shoe with just the right name.
xD
They're alright if you need a pair of slippers for bumming around the house but I wouldn't be caught wearing them in public.

@kendra...socks with flip flops doesn't even make sense.
Pretty sure unless you're importing tabi socks from Japan or wearing toe socks, the bunched up sock fabric is about as pleasant between your toes as stepping barefoot in a pile of dung. @_@
03/03/2013
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Wearing the low cut jeans with underwear that's higher than them!

And worse, is seeing what Bleu mentioned, having their thong hanging out the back along with the top part of their ass.

I saw a 12 year old girl sporting that ... more
Yeah, 12 is too young for a "whale tail".

I happen to love pants/shorts with huge pockets...but my girlfriend would agree that they need to go too...
03/04/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I think it means the Sally Jessie Raphael glasses look; the big rimmed glasses?
ahhhh...sally jessie. good call. bringa clear picture to mind.
03/05/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Bleu
You guys mean those horrible hipster glasses, Ray-Bans?

I also think that people wearing glasses just to wear them need to stop. Either you are protecting your guys or can't see. Please take my horrible eye sight if you need an excuse to ... more
ha. it's funny having hd tv. most of the actors wearing glasses have no lenses in them...so that they don't reflect light. but, in hd it's more obvious.
03/05/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Wearing the low cut jeans with underwear that's higher than them!

And worse, is seeing what Bleu mentioned, having their thong hanging out the back along with the top part of their ass.

I saw a 12 year old girl sporting that ... more
not to mention her being 12. good parenting, right?
03/05/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Yeah, 12 is too young for a "whale tail".

I happen to love pants/shorts with huge pockets...but my girlfriend would agree that they need to go too...
I didn't know it was called a whale tail, too funny!

Maybe your girlfriend would be happier about all those big pockets if some of them were stuffed with TOYS & LUBE!
03/05/2013