when you host a toy party (last night) and have to bite your tongue about all the nasty jelly toys they have. Then you interrupt the poor girl trying to do her job with facts about lube compatibility and porous materials.

(*shakes head* but I got a free wevibe out of the deal, and a coquette lingerie dress and some lube.. so i am happy) less

Oh yes! I put scheduled events in my blackberry. Good one, Jesibel.

How about...

- when you start wondering what you know/do really well so that you can hold a workshop on EF. (Hmmm, I make a mean PB & J, hehe.)

- when you become so 'worldly' that no sexual deviance really affects you anymore. (I made a new friend recently who wants to have a separate sex/dungeon room and had been bracing for my reaction. I just smiled and said how cool that is and how I would decorate my own if I had one. )

- when graphic details of leaves remind you of EF...

- when you start realizing that anonymity is totally expendable in exchange for employment by EF!

- when the music of the intro clip to EF video reviews gets stuck in your head.

- when you poke and prod your friends to annoyance about joining EF (or at least surfing the site).

(Hehe I couldn't help myself. I had to add more because my brain just wouldn't stop coming up with stuff... Which could be another one to add to the list lol.) less

You're addicted to EF if the only thing you talk of when not checking the website is EF.

You called your child Eden F. "insert family name".

You have autogrpahs of Victoria, Gary and Carrie A. on your favorite toy as well as a picture them with you as your desktop.

You answer your cell phone "Welcome to Eden Fantasys, where all your needs can be met!"

You called and paid the city to adverstise EF on a road advertisement thingy beside a church/religious congregation.

You have a little EF sparkly gem stuck on a tooth

Every conversation you start begins with, "Well, on EF..."

Your bedspread is covered with a giant green letter "e" (logo of EF).

For breakfast you make pancakes in the shape of the letters EF

If you die, you want to make sure someone checks your profile for you to continue the legacy of your participation in the community.

You skip work to make sure you get to play with your toy as soon as you know it will be home to make sure you get that review started right away.

You write a book an "How to write a review: Norms of EF"

I am out of ideas for now..... less

You're addicted to EF if the only thing you talk of when not checking the website is EF.

You called your child Eden F. "insert family name".

You have autogrpahs of Victoria, Gary and Carrie A. on your favorite toy as well as a picture them with you as your desktop.

You answer your cell phone "Welcome to Eden Fantasys, where all your needs can be met!"

You called and paid the city to adverstise EF on a road advertisement thingy beside a church/religious congregation.

You have a little EF sparkly gem stuck on a tooth

Every conversation you start begins with, "Well, on EF..."

Your bedspread is covered with a giant green letter "e" (logo of EF).

For breakfast you make pancakes in the shape of the letters EF

If you die, you want to make sure someone checks your profile for you to continue the legacy of your participation in the community.

You skip work to make sure you get to play with your toy as soon as you know it will be home to make sure you get that review started right away.

You write a book an "How to write a review: Norms of EF"

I am out of ideas for now..... less

I love this thread. I actually thought this would be a great topic the other day!

...you mark on your calendar when your next free assignment is, and when review rumbles / porn club discussions / etc. will take place (I seriously do this. Don't laugh!)

...you have a running list in a notebook of the next products you are going to buy, somewhat like a "To-do list" (yeah, I do this too...)

...Same said notebook as above has pages of "scripts" for your upcoming video reviews (this too.) less

You take priority mail boxes every single time you take out the recycling or trash and then some.

You do a quick check of bathroom counters and other public places before kids/family/friends enter your home to be sure there's no obvious packaging or sex toys lying about.

You have to pee when you get home so you rush to the bathroom with your package in hand and open it while on the toilet. This is why there's an x-acto knife permanently in your bathroom. less