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Contributor: Heather Heather
I have a story I’d like to know your thoughts:

I stopped at a friend’s house last night to drop something off. Went in her backdoor to her kitchen where she was making dinner and her kids where at the table finishing homework. Normal Norm Rockwell picture here, right? Well sitting on her table was a beautiful glass butt plug. Now this is the first time I’ve seen one other than on EF and I admit I almost fell on the floor. Then I hesitated thinking may-be I was wrong about what it was. Not sure how to handle it, I asked where it came from. A friend of hers, who she has not been getting along with, gave it to her saying she should put it on her desk at work to perk up her office. “Isn’t it a beautiful paperweight” she asked me. I picked it up and motioned for her to come into the family room where her computer is. I brought up EF and found the butt plug. Jaw on the floor all she could say was, “Oh my fucking god”

Now do you think this was funny of her friend?
05/14/2010
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Heather
I have a story I’d like to know your thoughts:

I stopped at a friend’s house last night to drop something off. Went in her backdoor to her kitchen where she was making dinner and her kids where at the table finishing homework. Normal Norm ... more
Absolutely hilarious sick sense of humor, lol
05/14/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
Quote:
Originally posted by Heather
I have a story I’d like to know your thoughts:

I stopped at a friend’s house last night to drop something off. Went in her backdoor to her kitchen where she was making dinner and her kids where at the table finishing homework. Normal Norm ... more
Ok, yes, that is a very funny story. No, it was not nice of her friend to do that. Although, I am still laughing. Poor thing
05/14/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
...wow...

Yes, funny as hell for everyone but your friend. You definitely earned a friend that day!
05/14/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
It's a pretty funny joke, and a * relatively * harmless one. Good on you for enlightening your friend!
05/14/2010
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
It's a pretty funny joke, and a * relatively * harmless one. Good on you for enlightening your friend!
Agreed.
05/14/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
LOL

At least you saved her from becoming known as the 'naive idiot' at her office.
05/14/2010
Contributor: imp imp
Hmmm the now not friend was being horrid lol. I think she will be very grateful for your enlightenment I'd stick it in a package and return post it to her work with priority courier stuff hehe.
05/14/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
That was very funny!
05/14/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
That was a great story, still laughing.
I would send it back to the friend with a note saying it worked great.
05/14/2010
Contributor: Rayne Millaray Rayne Millaray
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Originally posted by imp
Hmmm the now not friend was being horrid lol. I think she will be very grateful for your enlightenment I'd stick it in a package and return post it to her work with priority courier stuff hehe.
This! Lol
05/14/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
It's a pretty funny joke, and a * relatively * harmless one. Good on you for enlightening your friend!
Yep. "practical joke" level stuff. I wonder if it was one of the beautiful Xhale plugs!
05/14/2010
Contributor: JustYourAverageGuy JustYourAverageGuy
thats pretty funny, although I hope it was all in good fun and she was not made a laughing stock of by those who didn't know your friend.
05/14/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
It is funny, but not very nice of her "friend"
05/14/2010
Contributor: Laccaria Laccaria
No joke is funny if it genuinely hurts someone. But, assuming that your friend was ok with it, then I think it was hilarious. Now, I really want to put a butt plug on my desk and call it a paper weight. Do you think anyone would call me on it?
05/14/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
I think her "frenemy" was being a real okole puka (ass hole).
05/14/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Laccaria
No joke is funny if it genuinely hurts someone. But, assuming that your friend was ok with it, then I think it was hilarious. Now, I really want to put a butt plug on my desk and call it a paper weight. Do you think anyone would call me on it?
Only if they know what it is. Could be an interesting conversation.
05/15/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by deceased
I think her "frenemy" was being a real okole puka (ass hole).
I agree. This was mean from the other woman to try to humiliate your friend at work. You admit that they have not been getting along, well I think this was a sweet revenge.
05/15/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quite honestly, I do not find that to be funny. It just seems unintelligent. But hey, my outlook is that she should keep the butt plug. It's glass, I mean, come on - those aren't too cheap, so for the person to buy it JUST to piss her off, that's a very unintelligent purchase. Might as well keep it!
05/15/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
It's definitely funny, but I can't imagine what kind of person would 1) waste so much money and 2) waste so much time trying to humiliate someone they didn't like. Furthermore, how many people are really going to identify it as a butt plug? Glass plugs are pretty inconspicuous looking, afterall...
05/15/2010
Contributor: Heather Heather
O.K. I have to admit a part of me thought this was totally funny. I think her friend is a bitch but I have to say walking into this perfect little house, with the kids sitting there and this beautiful plug, I think was the Xhale Moon Plug, was just too funny. Even better was her face when I showed it to her on EF. Then the, what the hell is a butt plug? And then, you do what with it? That was great.

Her friend telling her to take it to work was just mean. She works for an elementary school to boot.
05/17/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Heather
O.K. I have to admit a part of me thought this was totally funny. I think her friend is a bitch but I have to say walking into this perfect little house, with the kids sitting there and this beautiful plug, I think was the Xhale Moon Plug, was just ... more
Holy crap, was she intending to get your friend fired if someone recognized it??? Some schools are so strict, they won't even let teachers be on social networking sites.
05/17/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Absolutely amusing as hell. I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard. And yet, soooooooooooooo mean! LOLOLOL
05/17/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Heather
I have a story I’d like to know your thoughts:

I stopped at a friend’s house last night to drop something off. Went in her backdoor to her kitchen where she was making dinner and her kids where at the table finishing homework. Normal Norm ... more
No I find it to be insensitive and abysmally stupid. Now funny is when I explained to my Mother what a brazilian bikini wax was after she noticed that her salon offered them. My Mother is in her early 60's and fairly over weight. I suggested she matter of factly ask for an appointment with her beautician for a brazilian before her trip to Mexico. Talk about brightening up the salon! Total silence until my Mom started to crack up. Best joke we ever played on her stylist!

Difference was I explained to my Mom what she was doing I didn't have her nearly humilliated, that's not funny. Shame on your friend's "friend".
05/18/2010
Contributor: *Ashley* *Ashley*
paahahaha.. that is very funny! But oh so mean... Good thing the kids or anyone didn’t know what is was!!!!.. That wasn’t very nice of her 'friend' though...
05/18/2010