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Contributor: bunky bunky
We name our dildos. Often this is because we use a certain dildo for one role play scene versus another.

For example in our household, the General by Tantus is called the "Clark Cock" or *ahem* Superman.

Other dildos in our household are also named, but I'm a bit embarrassed to mention them all ... soooo ... do you name your dildos? Does it relate to any role playing you do with them? Please share!
06/27/2010
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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
My partner at the time and I named the first one "Kelly" because it was a neutral gender name for the strap on.

Nowadays though, eh. Maybe it's because we have a whole dresser drawer full of toys and products! We just call the toy by its name now.
06/27/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Here's another list about the same/similar subject.
06/27/2010
Contributor: bunky bunky
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
link

Here's another list about the same/similar subject.
I apologize ChilipepperGirl, I didn't see your posting before :/
06/27/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by bunky
I apologize ChilipepperGirl, I didn't see your posting before :/
It's okay, just wanted to add to yours so it'd merge a bit better. (It's difficult going through thousands of posts, na?)
06/27/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I find it incredibly entertaining when people name their toys, but I seldom do so myself because I'm just too lazy I always named my stuffed animals after whatever was on their tags, even if it was just a company name, so my similar behavior with adult toys is not surprising.
06/27/2010
Contributor: buzzvibe buzzvibe
We used nicknames when all I had was my Hitachi ("El Presidente") and a few Liberator Shapes (the "Heavy Lifting Equipment"). Now we just call things whatever the manufacturers name them.
06/28/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Meh they usually have to do with their original name. Sometimes I make up funny ones though, but with the amount of toys I have...I'd never remember them all!
06/28/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
We don't usually some toys distinguish themselves as consistent performers - those get names - like the Pure Wand my wife galls "The Gusher'
06/28/2010
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
I just use their brand names. I guess I have too many to rename. Most of the names are either cute or descriptive anyway.
06/28/2010
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I name mine! It's funny, but I always said I couldn't have sex with something who had no name. Lol. I have quite a collection, but I keep on naming them.
06/28/2010
Contributor: usmcwife99 usmcwife99
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Meh they usually have to do with their original name. Sometimes I make up funny ones though, but with the amount of toys I have...I'd never remember them all!
That the same with us. Ive came up with nicknames for my faviorte ones that seem to fit the toy well.
06/28/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I don't name mine, but Gary makes jokes and calls things "sex grease" (lube) or "fuck toys" (anything insertable, I guess).. I usually just call them by their product name. Booooring.
06/28/2010
Contributor: trios trios
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Originally posted by bunky
We name our dildos. Often this is because we use a certain dildo for one role play scene versus another.

For example in our household, the General by Tantus is called the "Clark Cock" or *ahem* Superman.

Other dildos in our ... more
We regularly use dildos as pretend threesome partners. Our names for them are 'Miguel' and 'Marco'. They are both brown in color and of latino/filipino/polyne sian/other descent. My wife jokes that we will have Cyberskin babies one day.
06/28/2010
Contributor: sweet sally sweet sally
We have alot of toys, but only one has the privelage of a name. I have a double ended dil my bf calls Leroy.
07/09/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
I usually call it by the product name, like Gigi or Leo, if it's given an actual name. But if it's something that's just a descriptor, like Dream Massager G, I come up with something fitting. Like, said Dream Massager G is Gerard. Bent Graduate is just BeeGee. Little Hottie is Horace. Etc, etc.
07/09/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by bunky
We name our dildos. Often this is because we use a certain dildo for one role play scene versus another.

For example in our household, the General by Tantus is called the "Clark Cock" or *ahem* Superman.

Other dildos in our ... more
I've not been one to name my dildos or other toys, but I do refer to my Benjamin Bond as a "he" and sometimes "Benji." heh
07/09/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Not names...more like Homeric epithets such as "the thick pink one" or "the red squiggly one that hurts" and such. My partner knows the store names of a lot of them so I often use those as well.
07/09/2010
Contributor: Janis Janis
Nah, I don't name them, I just use the names they came with, such as GiGi, or my pocket rocket, which didn't come with a name and is generally just called 'the little red one.'
07/13/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Our Boss Lady from Fun Factory is named "Big Pink." The Wahl is called "The Mixmaster" or "That infernal machine."
07/13/2010
Contributor: StrapOnStud StrapOnStud
Quote:
Originally posted by bunky
We name our dildos. Often this is because we use a certain dildo for one role play scene versus another.

For example in our household, the General by Tantus is called the "Clark Cock" or *ahem* Superman.

Other dildos in our ... more
Yes! I have named all 3 of my dildos. 1)McPurp-he is purple 2)BamBam-just love the name and its great for hardcore thrusting and 3)Kingston-he is our big boy toy, he comes out every now and then to play.
03/17/2011