At my 21st birthday party, this stripper got up and started dancing to a Nine Inch Nails song. She was going for a gothic look with her hair and corset, and she was a really talented dancer, but no one went up to the stage and i didn't understand why. I approached the stage and she crept up to me. She leaned in close and started breathing down my neck as I started giving her some bills. Then, suddenly, she dove down the front of my dress and bit me on the boob. I don't know if she was trying to do some sort of vampire stuff, but I stood up and told my friends I was ready to go. We finished the party at a nearby Waffle House.
Good times!