Dildo Unicorn

Contributor: Madeira Madeira
I got a head mounted dildo in the mail today, and I felt the need to share this photo (it's not how it's meant to be worn, but I think it's awesome)

If people do pony play, I wonder if anyone does unicorn play?
Dildo Unicorn
09/29/2010
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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09/29/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
I got a head mounted dildo in the mail today, and I felt the need to share this photo (it's not how it's meant to be worn, but I think it's awesome)

If people do pony play, I wonder if anyone does unicorn play?
Dildo Unicorn ... more
Awesome! Is that you in the picture? You're gorgeous! And I have that exact same lamp. Well, mine is old and worn out, so I need a replacement. But still. lol I love how adjustable it is.

I'm sure someone out there does unicorn play. lol
09/29/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Oh I did that before, it was a dog phallus and it was white, too, so it was very fitting!

Also reminded me of this comic: link
09/29/2010
Contributor: mllebeauty mllebeauty
Great photo!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Oh I did that before, it was a dog phallus and it was white, too, so it was very fitting!

Also reminded me of this comic: link
Lmao! That comic is hilarious!

And I agree with Kristi, you are pretty! You kind of have a look on your face that says (to me anyway), "Why hello there! Yes, yes indeed, this is a dildo on my forehead!"
09/29/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Why thank you, normally I have makeup on and what not, that's just after I woke up. Hehe, I'm thinking of wearing it when my girlfriend gets home and being like "...I'm a unicorn so I don't like you, unicorns only like virgins"
09/29/2010
Contributor: Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Why thank you, normally I have makeup on and what not, that's just after I woke up. Hehe, I'm thinking of wearing it when my girlfriend gets home and being like "...I'm a unicorn so I don't like you, unicorns only like virgins"
Lol, that'd be so funny! I'd do it
09/29/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
Lol, great pic. I completly agree with the other comments that you are very pretty!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Why thank you, normally I have makeup on and what not, that's just after I woke up. Hehe, I'm thinking of wearing it when my girlfriend gets home and being like "...I'm a unicorn so I don't like you, unicorns only like virgins"
HA! do it! That's a riot!

You're gorgeous!

@Goth That is freaking hysterical!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Why thank you, normally I have makeup on and what not, that's just after I woke up. Hehe, I'm thinking of wearing it when my girlfriend gets home and being like "...I'm a unicorn so I don't like you, unicorns only like virgins"
DOOOOO EEEEET!
09/29/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
That is so awesome!! I've always wanted to get one but I'm afraid I'd have no occasion to use it. Can I just live vicariously through you?
10/02/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Trashley
That is so awesome!! I've always wanted to get one but I'm afraid I'd have no occasion to use it. Can I just live vicariously through you?
Sure, frankly my girlfriend thinks it's a bit silly for sex, we've tried it out... but yeah, laughter ensued.
10/02/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
I got a head mounted dildo in the mail today, and I felt the need to share this photo (it's not how it's meant to be worn, but I think it's awesome)

If people do pony play, I wonder if anyone does unicorn play?
Dildo Unicorn ... more
THAT is AWESOME!
10/03/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Sure, frankly my girlfriend thinks it's a bit silly for sex, we've tried it out... but yeah, laughter ensued.
It is hilarious and you are preeetiful.
10/03/2010
Contributor: Throwingawaysoon Throwingawaysoon
A head mounted dildo...? I'm sorry, but all I can imagine is one person laying at the edge of the bed, and the other acting like a chicken and thrusting their head back and forth... Is that in any way right? I've never heard of it lol.
10/03/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Every day I come to EF and see this topic in a forum, it makes my day.
Feels good, man.

LULZ.. dildo unicorn.
10/03/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
That's strange. But I guess it can work.
10/14/2010
Contributor: yayy yayy
Quote:
Originally posted by mllebeauty
Great photo!
ditto!
12/30/2010
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
Ha. Unicorn play.
01/03/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
I am dying with laughter.

Also...

PERFECT! DO IT!
01/03/2011
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
That's crazy! I've never heard/met anyone with a unicorn fetish, but it's apparently around there somewhere. I think more toys should cater to it! This made me giggle. You're so very pretty. <3
02/12/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
All I can say is that if unicorn horns were a little less stabby, I would fuck a unicorns horn any day of the week. Especially the one by Whipspider, which happens to be on my current wishlist.

Maybe you should use that horn to punish her for not being a virgin? *wink wink* Also I have to agree with the masses, you are one beautiful woman, with OR without makeup
02/12/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Excellent. Surely someone somewhere does unicorn play.
02/13/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Oh I did that before, it was a dog phallus and it was white, too, so it was very fitting!

Also reminded me of this comic: link
lmao
02/13/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
There is actually a dildo that looks like a unicorn horn on EF, link
02/13/2011