I didn't make a list of resolutions. I made a list of "things that would be cool to happen in 2011" Been very obsessed with kissing lately, so I have a bunch of kissing-related ones.
Kiss a stranger
Kiss a girl
Kiss someone with a lip ring
Kiss someone in the rain
Kiss someone I'm in love with.

Nope. I mean, it's always the same: get a book published, be happier...etc., but I try to live those everyday.

I'm making big changes this year, and really taking a step towards my career and life.

It's a bit nerve racking but it's for the best.

Didnt make any as of now, I told myself maybe I can come up with one in the next few weeks when my head is clear...

I have a list of resolutions that are half-joking, half-serious. (Pardon the text wall coming up.)

1. Have more sex. You know how many times I got laid in 2010? Zero. Nil. None. It sickens me to my stomach too.
2. Find my g-spot. My vagina ISN’T a cavern of mystery anymore! (Well, not really cavern. Tunnel, maybe. Crawlspace? Ant tunnel. Yeah. Ant tunnel.)
3. Keep the Dirt Fairies from dirtying my bedroom two weeks after I cleaned it. Those damn Dirt Fairies!
4. Go back to cable TV. I’m so damn tired of helicopter flyovers making my antenna freak out and having to adjust the antenna every time I want to watch a channel over channel 5.
5. Drink more wine. Because, more wine is always better, right? Call me Dionysus-a. Gotta tack on the A to make it a girl’s name.
6. Take down the Christmas tree sometime before St. Patrick’s Day. This is just common sense.
7. Upgrade my dad’s (aka the living room’s) TV to something that doesn’t have wood paneling and boasts rabbit ears. I think that thing is older than I am.
8. Save money to pay off the Dirt Fairies. And maybe get my dad a new computer.
9. Get a job. A job that doesn’t include a beachball stomach and nine months of heavy lifting. And morning sickness.
10. Live merrily, and happily. Why not? I’ll be getting more sex, having G-spot orgasms, drinking more wine, and watching Wheel of Fortune on a sweet TV.

I never end up keeping them or working towards them so I gave up years ago.

I didn't. If I make New Year's Resolutions and don't stick to them it's unsurprising and expected. I do, however, have some goals that I would like to accomplish but I feel that calling them that just sort of curses them from the start and gives me less motivation.

No resolutions here.

I didn't make any this year but it goes unspoken to me that this year is all about me and my happiness and trying to get over all that hurt me and holds me down. I hope to start all over this year.

I'm going to start speaking up. My boyfriend and I are both so indecisive, so I'm going to start being the decisive one in the relationship.

No resolutions for me this year!

yup: say I'm sorry and thank you more.

Not necessarily, but on the list of things I continually strive for each year:

- Just ignore the idiots who are doing nothing but trying to get my attention to make themselves feel 'special'
- Wear more dresses and skirts that end above my knee, because I know I don't actually look anywhere near as ridiculous as I feel I do
- Keep working on my Cadillac to make it the best it can be

I wanna be more open and vocal with my wants and needs.
Sometimes I go hungry cause my boyfriend isn't and I get sick and throw up due to anemia and it pisses him off.
Or when I'm mad and don't say I'm mad.

Say no when I'm uncomfortable

- Try to stay away from idiots
- Try more things sexually
- I'd like to at least kiss a girl
- Lose weight, even though I love my body, I really want to fit into some old clothes.

Oooh and save my points and get something nice for my friend

I'm moving to at least another city