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Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
This game works on the same principle as a Genie's wish. You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but then goes on to say how your wish is not how you'd hoped it would be. For example:

Me: I wish I could work in a circus.

Next Poster: Granted. Your new job is cleaning up after the elephants.

Have fun!

My wish: I wish I could be in Australia.
02/24/2012
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Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Granted: You get captured at customs and thrown in prison.

My wish: I want to be an astronaut.
02/24/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Granted: You got left behind on the moon.

My wish: Unlimited money to spend.
02/24/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Granted: The money is counterfeit and you're eventually arrested for passing bad money around.

My wish: A flying car.
02/24/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
This game works on the same principle as a Genie's wish. You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but then goes on to say how your wish is not how you'd hoped it would be. For example:

Me: I wish I could work in a ... more
you're now in australia. where EVERYTHING wants to kill you. have fun getting that monster spider pried off your arm before you die.
02/25/2012
Contributor: Secret Pleasure Secret Pleasure
Granted: The flying car landed on your house.

My wish: To have sex right now
02/25/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Granted. Bambi's waiting for you in your bed.

I wish I could get rid of this flu.
02/25/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Granted: You now have smallpox instead.

My Wish: A cute, fluffy kitten.
02/25/2012
Contributor: Iris Rowan Iris Rowan
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Granted: You now have smallpox instead.

My Wish: A cute, fluffy kitten.
Granted: but your cute, fluffy kitten has rabies worse than the killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
My Wish: A new pair of brightly colored plaid shoes that fit my feet perfectly and don't cause blisters.
03/28/2012
Contributor: MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
Granted: but the heels will be so high you'll break an ankle.

My wish: Something awfully good to eat.
03/28/2012