Okay maybe this is weird. Maybe it only seems like a reasonable question in the state of New York - maybe to everyone else this is absurd.
...But I'll ask it anyway. I mean, if there's anyone that's NOT going to judge me for this it's probably you guys, right?
So we've all seen the weirdly homoerotic and incestuous Oreo commercials with Eli & Peyton. You know: Peyton and Eli Manning face off in a competition against each other to see who can uh, lick out an Oreo faster. Obviously. Totally not a weird ad campaign at all.
Well, there's a new one now where Eli breaks out the old Oreo-licking game face and goes head to head with a bunch of other people I'm not paying attention to because...well, Eli Manning is licking the cream frosting out of an Oreo.
I can't help but feel a little bad for his wife...the face he's making is so pained and just, sort of lost. But he's so earnest! I feel like there's some potential for growth there but he needs a better game plan. Some new plays. What do you all think?
After watching the video a couple of times, I think it's more a face of extreme competition (you know, like holding your tongue just right, no pun intended).
Even if he were horrible at eating out, and came on my leg before putting it in, I wouldn't give a damn. He's smokin'.
After watching the video a couple of times, I think it's more a face of extreme competition (you know, like holding your tongue just right, no pun intended).
Even if he were horrible at eating out, and came on my leg before putting it in,
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After watching the video a couple of times, I think it's more a face of extreme competition (you know, like holding your tongue just right, no pun intended).
Even if he were horrible at eating out, and came on my leg before putting it in, I wouldn't give a damn. He's smokin'.
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I think he's so dreamy, even if he is a total dork. Love me some Mannings!
Eli looks like a complete douche bag and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my vagina.
LOL
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01/31/2011
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