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The best pick up lines?

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Contributor: Kristopher Sean Kristopher Sean
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girls,guys to i guess.whats the best pick up line used on you and did it work?
10/25/2012
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Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
pick up lines don't work! lmao
10/25/2012
Contributor: Kristopher Sean Kristopher Sean
we'll see . u jus mad cuz im gonna win
10/25/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
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Originally posted by Kristopher Sean
we'll see . u jus mad cuz im gonna win
nope! u gonna be dancing like that lil guy in the glasses! lmao
10/25/2012
Contributor: ghent529 ghent529
Are you from Tennesse? cause your the only Ten I see!
10/25/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
are your legs tired?
no why?
girl cause you been running thry my mind all day
10/25/2012
Contributor: KittyGoesRawr KittyGoesRawr
I've never put a pickup line to use, but I know some stupidly funny ones.

"If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder *put hand on shoulder closest to you* or THIS shoulder? *wrap arm around said pickupee*"

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11/06/2012
Contributor: Sweetnative Sweetnative
a guy walked up to me and said hey you dropped something so I turn to look and he said my phone number I was like really? couldn't help but smile though
11/06/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
"buy a guy a drink?"
and when she responds..."wat?" or "excuse me?" etc
say "fine..i'll buy"
11/06/2012
Contributor: Kristopher Sean Kristopher Sean
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Originally posted by VanillaFreeSex
"buy a guy a drink?"
and when she responds..."wat?" or "excuse me?" etc
say "fine..i'll buy"
Storm......what r u doing.....helping me win? lmao
11/06/2012