The New Intimacy

A Website just for Awkward Boners

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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
One thing I've always found nice about being a woman? A distinct lack of badly-timed boners. I bring this up because I've found an entire website devoted to just pictures of dudes that are hard at times when perhaps they'd rather not be.

I know it's a random topic (and I'm not entirely sure just where else in the forums I ought to have put it), but this site had me cracking a ton of smiles and I figured I'd share.
05/24/2012
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Contributor: Maximusx Maximusx
hilarious!
05/24/2012
Contributor: SweetXSurrender89 SweetXSurrender89
Random lol
05/24/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Aw man, this makes me happy
05/24/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Haha fantastic.
05/24/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Going back over some of the pictures, I've noticed something: guys who are obviously out with a lady friend tend to have a rating of "Awkward," while guys who are watching women from farther away tend to be rated "Understandable."

... Just, what? How is being with your girlfriend or wife somehow more awkward than ogling?
05/24/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing this site with us! That guy got touched by Miley Cyrus and got a boner...I'd probably get one too if she touched me LOL
05/24/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Going back over some of the pictures, I've noticed something: guys who are obviously out with a lady friend tend to have a rating of "Awkward," while guys who are watching women from farther away tend to be rated ... more
I think "awkward" and "understandable" aren't really antonyms, and they should come up with better words.

Because probably, for a guy, having a hard-on when you're in arm's reach of a girl is more awkward than being 40 yards away. Maybe "understandable" just means "not that awkward."
05/25/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
The ballet photo is badly photoshopped which makes me wonder about the "truthiness" of the rest of the site.

Does the cat guy remind anyone else of Francois Sagat?
05/25/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
this is why i'm wary of a male president. they're in the war room and then one day, wham random boner on the big button by accident and we all die.
05/25/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Oh geez! LoL, that is great. Thanks for sharing with us.
05/25/2012
Contributor: little miss kinky little miss kinky
hilarious
05/25/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...yet one more reason I'm damn glad to be woman.
It's both funny and painful to look at considering pretty much all guys have had such a moment. I guess I feel just a tiny bit guilty for finding their embarassment so amusing. x'D
05/25/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I think "awkward" and "understandable" aren't really antonyms, and they should come up with better words.

Because probably, for a guy, having a hard-on when you're in arm's reach of a girl is more awkward than ... more
Eh, perhaps. I was thinking "Understandable" to mean more along the lines of, "Yeah, we can see why he's got one."
05/25/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...yet one more reason I'm damn glad to be woman.
It's both funny and painful to look at considering pretty much all guys have had such a moment. I guess I feel just a tiny bit guilty for finding their embarassment so amusing. x'D
See, I did too, until I remembered all the times my nipples were a bit hard under my shirt while out in public. Someone had to be getting some amusement out of that.

At least being wet in public isn't usually something anyone can see - that's one big advantage ladies have!
05/25/2012