The New Intimacy

A stranger is walking down the street and see's you. What is THEIR first thought of you?

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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
I have heard this a million times, so I know it must be true, but they think:
"California Surfer Girl", or NOW..."Soccer Mom that USED to be a California Surfer Girl". Even though I am NOT from California and have NEVER been a "surfer girl".

I got long, sexy legs and a tight butt (Thanks GRANDMA), perfect skin (even now, past 50) Thanks MOM, and really nice blond hair with shocking blue eyes (thanks DAD), and I guess all that adds up to "surfer girl" to people.
Even with a few extra pounds that don't want to go away, no matter what I do, I still apparently have a "tight ass, incredible legs and great rack", according to my male and female co-workers!!! Even past 50, I am often mistaken for being "late 30's, to the point where an ER doc (I had to get my finger stitched up...kitchen knife accident) came back into the room to confirm the age, as he thought he had the wrong chart (that was cute).

True...funny story. I WAS in California about ten years ago, just visiting a friend, and doing a little R & R., when I took a walk on a Southern California beach at about 8 AM to enjoy sunrise and cool breeze. Along comes a dad and son (maybe ten or twelve) and after they pass, I can hear the dad tell the son "SON...that was a REAL California SURFER girl"!!!! I giggled all the way back to my hotel.

SO,,,what do people think of when they see YOU?
07/27/2012
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Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
probably that I'm a nerd . It's funny cause my boss's boss at work likes to give people a job based off what he thinks they look like, he said I look like an IT professional (which is what I actually do). So he always tells me I'm the only person who's actually gotten into the job field I was suppose to
07/27/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
How the hell should I know?
07/28/2012
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
I have heard from people that before they first met me they thought I was really outgoing and conceeded. Once they met me they realized I am the complete opposite. I guess it's because when I go into a place or walk down the street I have learned to walk like I own it..My way of pretending to confident,i guess it works!
07/28/2012
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
When I am in my usual comfortable clothes, if they even notice me, they probably think slob. If I am dressed professionally, they probably think college professor. Once when I was "dressed up" back when I was in grad school, some guys seemed to think I was an expensive prostitute. I wasn't sure whether I should be offended or flattered.
07/28/2012
Contributor: spookycutie spookycutie
They'd probably think I'm scary. Paper white skin, black hair...my younger cousins all think I'm "death."
07/28/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I get "kinky bitch" a lot. O.o Sometimes the "bitch" is dropped and "kinky" is replaced with some other word that the person intends to mean the same thing. I think I will go my whole life and never understand how I can manage to look "kinky" in a suit, but okay... I've been told it's the way I walk and hold myself like my stance somehow screams "I'm all about sex!!" Strange.
07/28/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Tall nerd
07/28/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I get "kinky bitch" a lot. O.o Sometimes the "bitch" is dropped and "kinky" is replaced with some other word that the person intends to mean the same thing. I think I will go my whole life and never understand how I ... more
This is for me too! Bitch is most definitely the first thought people have of me especially if I am wearing a tank top because I have it tattooed to my chest. I've been told that I look like a kinky little girl. And "I have prefect jaw structure for blow jobs." I don't know what that means, but okay. And I'm the silent type unless spoken too. So, for some reason people think quiet people are kinky or freaky.
07/28/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I have no idea, I don't usually pay attention to the people who are walking past me to see if I can figure out what they're thinking about me.
07/28/2012