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Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
If you could be a monster, which would you be? And why...if you feel like sharing.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Dracula
3  (5%)
Frankenstein
Werewolf
5  (8%)
Witch
17  (28%)
Zombie
3  (5%)
Mummy
Demon
3  (5%)
Ghost
6  (10%)
Siren
4  (7%)
Gnome
1  (2%)
Nymph
7  (12%)
Centaur
2  (3%)
Kraken
Dragon
5  (8%)
Ogre
Hobbit
2  (3%)
Elf
2  (3%)
Giant
Total votes: 60
Poll is closed
10/14/2012
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Contributor: Flower1 Flower1
ghost
10/14/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
Witch I think.
10/14/2012
Contributor: Shayla Shayla
witch, definitely, second choice would be a vampire
10/14/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I dunno being a demon would have advantages!
10/14/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Zombie
10/14/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
I would be a good witch
10/14/2012
Contributor: skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
You forget the best one: Succubus. Of these listed, Siren.
10/14/2012
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Witch
10/14/2012
Contributor: natashaanime natashaanime
definitely a demon.
10/14/2012
Contributor: natashaanime natashaanime
definitely a demon.
10/14/2012
Contributor: Michelle Conner Michelle Conner
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
If you could be a monster, which would you be? And why...if you feel like sharing.
Ghost
10/14/2012
Contributor: Supervixen Supervixen
Centaur!
10/15/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Ghost for sure
10/15/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I would love to be a nymph.
10/15/2012
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
I'd like to be a gnome because I think they're adorable.
10/15/2012
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
If you could be a monster, which would you be? And why...if you feel like sharing.
dracula
10/15/2012
Contributor: butts butts
If we're talking LOTR elves, I'd totally be an elf! Centaur might be cool too.
10/15/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
If you could be a monster, which would you be? And why...if you feel like sharing.
Ew none. A monster is not sexy or cute or something that'd seem to have much fun in life. I mean, it'd be hard to have sex with a monster, and it wouldn't feel very fun to be a monster, in my opinion.
10/15/2012
Contributor: Artishok Artishok
Ghost
10/15/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...odd, Basement Cat seems to have been left off the list. xD

I'd want to be either an elf or a witch.
10/15/2012
Contributor: rosythorn rosythorn
it was between hobbit and ghost. But ghost are cursed to wander the earth, though it would be a great fun to play jokes on people. But Hobbits have better food! Though neither is known for their great footwear.
10/15/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Quote:
Originally posted by skeeterlynn
You forget the best one: Succubus. Of these listed, Siren.
Siren and Succubus is kinda the same thing.
10/15/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Ew none. A monster is not sexy or cute or something that'd seem to have much fun in life. I mean, it'd be hard to have sex with a monster, and it wouldn't feel very fun to be a monster, in my opinion.
What?!?! Haven't you ever seen the 1987 classic film "My Demon Lover"
You mean to tell me that you wouldn't want Scott Valentine running through your kitchen screaming "Where's the chesse balls?!?!?" While he dry humps your leg?!!!?
Yeah...that would be gross. Not the demon part, that would be pretty cool, just the thought of 2012 Scott Valentine humping my leg...ewwwwwww!
10/15/2012
Contributor: Sima-pusya Sima-pusya
Witch
10/15/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Werewolf so I could talk to my dogs!
10/15/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Nymph or maybe a werecat!
10/15/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Quote:
Originally posted by MissCandyland
I would love to be a nymph.
Me too!
10/15/2012
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
Ooh, definitely a witch! I would love to be able to fly a broom across the sky!
10/15/2012
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
If you could be a monster, which would you be? And why...if you feel like sharing.
ghost
10/15/2012