8 filthy jokes hidden in ancient works of art

Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
This is pretty amusing, to see a sense of humor throughout the ages. In case you ever wanted to see monks doodle farting donkeys in margins, Greeks and Romans carve taunting messages into lead bullets to be shot from slings, and even the Romans and their graffiti, check out 8 filthy jokes hidden in ancient works of art. At the very least, you'll get to kill a few minutes reading it lol.
06/27/2011
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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
BWAHAHAHA! Great link.

My father is an Art professor and he always told me that the Bishop was put into Hell in the painting in the Sistine Chapel. He never showed me a picture of it, and he has bazillions of art books. Now I know why.
06/27/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Lol too funny!!!
06/27/2011
Contributor: Research Research
That was great, I just killed an hour on that site.
06/27/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Research
That was great, I just killed an hour on that site.
Hahaha, I have that same problem!
06/27/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Thanks, Sam!

I think my favorite cracked.com line of all time comes from 6 pieces of music that mean the opposite of what you think, about the 1812 Overture.
06/27/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Great link! Absolutely love the one about W. Shakespeare.
06/28/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I read that yesterday. Love that site!
06/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Antipova
Thanks, Sam!

I think my favorite cracked.com line of all time comes from 6 pieces of music that mean the opposite of what you think, about the 1812 Overture. ... more
Hahaha, that article was great too!
06/28/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
These are the type tidbits that would have made learning about this stuff in school way more fun. Pity then sanitize everything.
06/28/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
LOL

Thank you for posting this. It made me literally laugh out loud more than a few times.
06/28/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Bunnycups
LOL

Thank you for posting this. It made me literally laugh out loud more than a few times.
I'm glad I could give you a few laughs
06/28/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Jul!a
This is pretty amusing, to see a sense of humor throughout the ages. In case you ever wanted to see monks doodle farting donkeys in margins, Greeks and Romans carve taunting messages into lead bullets to be shot from slings, and even the Romans and ... more
Heh there is pornography in the Louvre as well...imagine my Mother's chagrin when in the middle of a lecture about some of the artists in one room we enter another to be see two women taking a bath together while a nanny watches from the other room...not a bad painting until you realize one of the girl's hands is in the crotch of the other one (under the water of course) and the other girl is pinching her nipple....
06/28/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Antipova
Thanks, Sam!

I think my favorite cracked.com line of all time comes from 6 pieces of music that mean the opposite of what you think, about the 1812 Overture. ... more
Ot the common wedding march that is actually a parody?
06/28/2011
Contributor: Angelica Angelica
I saw a piece about the margins of the old bibles in a documentary called "Secrets of Civilisation" about the history of porn. Some of that stuff was pretty interesting :]
07/02/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I love the one about the slingshot bullets. "I hope this hits you in the dick!" Priceless.

Why can't history classes be more honest? I'd have aced history for my entire life if stuff like this was being taught.
07/02/2011