6 Mind-Blowingly Huge Versions of Things You Loved as a Kid

Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
"Believe it or not, there was a time not too long ago when playing video games, watching animated shows and worshiping Batman were things that only children could do, or were interested in doing. Think about that for a second: If Arkham City had come out 30 years ago, you'd have only noticed when you showed up at your nephew's birthday party.

Well, if we have so transformed the world that our childhood obsessions are now perfectly acceptable at age 30 and beyond, we have a few other things we'd like to bring back. Luckily, some other adults have gotten a head start with ..."


I am constantly amazed at the random things people manage to do. The things on this list almost make me wanna go dig out my Legos and Matchbox cars. But if I tried to do anything big like what these folks did, I'd get an hour or so into it, get bored, and find something else to do most likely. Except for the snowball fight thing. I may not even make it the whole first hour.
11/09/2011
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Insightful breakdown of Blowjob toys:

Take the blow-up doll home first...
This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing

Blow Jobs: Who does NOT like receiving them?
How many guys out there don't like receiving blow jobs and why. I personally love them. Ladies please vote for your partner/ex partner if you know..

Blow Jobs (part1) Guys-- would you give another man a blow job if it was your girlfriend's fantasy?
I really enjoy boy on boy action. I've had a number of partners willing to do it to please me. Just wondering how common this fetish or fantasy is.

If you receive blowjobs...
Which position do you like to be in, and which position do you like the giver to be in? Are there any positions that work better than others for you?...

Brazilian Blowout
I am going to get a Brazilian Blowout for the firs time. I have the option to get the blowout with formaldehyde and the one without. Has anyone tried.
11/09/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Those are awesome. Also: This is probably the first time I've clicked on a link to cracked and haven't clicked on anything else...finally I'm becoming immune to its evil time consuming power!
11/09/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Those are awesome. Also: This is probably the first time I've clicked on a link to cracked and haven't clicked on anything else...finally I'm becoming immune to its evil time consuming power!
Ha! I can do that about 1/4 of the time, but most of the time something else there catches my eye and sucks me in lol.
11/10/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
The Legoland prank with the Lego car is priceless. I can't imagine going to the car and having a Lego car where it should be.
11/10/2011