The New Intimacy

32 "Mature people truths"

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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I can't remember where I first saw this list, but I know I've seen it a couple of times, and find myself agreeing with most of them. Things like "can we all agree to just ignore whatever comes after blu-ray?" and "nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument where you realize you're wrong" and I just keep nodding my head in agreement.

So on this fairly dreary (at least where I am) Tuesday, I hope I can give you some chuckles with 32 mature people truths.
02/22/2011
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Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Besides being an AWESOME list, it made me wonder how the hell is it that we're all so different and unique and yet share SO many of the little idiosyncracies that we feel so personally intimate with. (Totally having an anthropological/ psychological moment.) Crazy way our minds work.
02/22/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Awesome, I have to share this!
02/22/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
I can;t stop fucking laughing because it's ALL true. Every single one. The snooze button one really hits home, though.
02/22/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
I think there are only two that don't apply to me. But that doesn't mean I don't have an equivalent or at least once experienced it.
02/23/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Entertaining for sure - definitely a laugh at my own expense!
02/23/2011
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
Lovely! I agree with almost all of these.
02/23/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
Haha... I love all of them... especially the bicycles one. I hate bicyclists... especially when I'm biking!
02/23/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I've seen this list shared like, 6 times on facebook in the last few weeks too, I crack up every time I read it, lol
02/23/2011
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
LMAO!! Love it!
02/23/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I can't remember where I first saw this list, but I know I've seen it a couple of times, and find myself agreeing with most of them. Things like "can we all agree to just ignore whatever comes after blu-ray?" and "nothing ... more
Lolol!
02/23/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I agree with all of these except #30. Yes, it sucks to swerve around a person on a bike but sometimes there are no friggin sidewalks. Where do you go?
02/23/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
That was great. Thanks for sharing. I just don't agree with #30.
02/23/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Oh man.

#4 - YES! THIS! Sarcasm font please.

#5 - I can do that

#17 - I am so guilty of that

#29! - BWAHAHAHAHA!

#32 - I am such a snooze button whore.
02/23/2011
Contributor: RomeroB RomeroB
LMAO!!!!! I love #32. I do #22 all the time and my kids look at me like Im an idiot carrying all the bags but they will not help out till I ask.
02/23/2011