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27 Bizarre Things All Women Have Done at Least Once

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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Happy Friday, everyone! I stumbled across this article and checked every single one of them off the list and was curious how many of these my fellow Edenites would also be able to check off the list.

The way the women explain each act is quite hilarious, so if you want to read the full article you can find it here.

Feel free to share anecdotes of times when you've pulled any of these moves off ninja style or been busted trying to do your thing! (I only included 24 because some were redundant.)
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Total votes: 1133 (88 voters)
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Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
"Boob luge: Cup water between your breasts and let loose on walls or toes"

I wasn't aware that other people did this!! I do it all the time.
11/22/2013
Contributor: Sincerely yours, N Sincerely yours, N
I feel a lot better about myself now.
Thanks, Stormy!
11/22/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
"Boob luge: Cup water between your breasts and let loose on walls or toes"

I wasn't aware that other people did this!! I do it all the time.
I know, right? I was like, "I do this.all.the.time.!!"

It's fun and mostly do it while waiting for my conditioner to seep in.
11/22/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Sincerely yours, N
I feel a lot better about myself now.
Thanks, Stormy!
Hahaha, you're welcome!
11/22/2013
Contributor: Sincerely yours, N Sincerely yours, N
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Originally posted by Ansley
Hahaha, you're welcome!
It's kind of a relief to check off the silly things that I do and see that others have done it too.
11/22/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Sincerely yours, N
It's kind of a relief to check off the silly things that I do and see that others have done it too.
I felt the same way and you know it isn't learned behavior which is what I find the most fascinating...it's just stuff we do LOL gotta love being a girl!
11/23/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, thanks!!

I have done all except:

Boob Luge - never even seen this, but now that I know about it...
Al Bundy
Daa-ble Check
No Shave, No Booty
Red Moon Rising - I've done other ways to check, just not this one

EXCELLENT point about it NOT being learned behavior, Stormy!!
11/23/2013
Contributor: Sincerely yours, N Sincerely yours, N
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Originally posted by Ansley
I felt the same way and you know it isn't learned behavior which is what I find the most fascinating...it's just stuff we do LOL gotta love being a girl!
Yesss. Sadly, society makes us feel like we're supposed to be ashamed about it.
11/23/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
"Boob luge: Cup water between your breasts and let loose on walls or toes"

I wasn't aware that other people did this!! I do it all the time.
Um...this is a new one on me. Never heard of it, let alone done it.
11/23/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Ansley
I felt the same way and you know it isn't learned behavior which is what I find the most fascinating...it's just stuff we do LOL gotta love being a girl!
I wonder if trans women do any of these!

I tried the boob luge and apparently, I need a tutor, lol!
11/23/2013
Contributor: Hushbaby Hushbaby
Lol very funny titles. Only maybe 4 that I haven't done
11/23/2013
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Insightful - now I know what my wife's been up to!
11/24/2013
Contributor: Subska Subska
yep I do almost all of those.
11/24/2013
Contributor: Slutty Girl Problems Slutty Girl Problems
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Originally posted by Ansley
Happy Friday, everyone! I stumbled across this article and checked every single one of them off the list and was curious how many of these my fellow Edenites would also be able to check off the list.

The way the women explain each act is ... more
LOL ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
11/24/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...Sometimes I wonder where people find these things. xD
Worst one for my is the damn boa constrictor, empire waist tops, while cute as a baby panda gnawing on a bamboo stick and riding a rocking horse, are NOT my friends. TT^TT

Learned that one when I found the cutest one ever at Wal Mart...bought it (5 bucks, could not pass that up), and then proceeded to try and cram size DDD breasts into the meager scrap they call the chest of said garment (it fit beautifully everywhere else, mind you.)
Not only did I look like I was trying to shove a whole freshly thawed turkey into a child size hairnet, it took me a good five minutes of careful tugging in an upward direction to get the damn thing off again.
11/26/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...Sometimes I wonder where people find these things. xD
Worst one for my is the damn boa constrictor, empire waist tops, while cute as a baby panda gnawing on a bamboo stick and riding a rocking horse, are NOT my friends. TT^TT

Learned ... more
"empire waist tops, while cute as a baby panda gnawing on a bamboo stick and riding a rocking horse, are NOT my friends. " OMG, you are hilarious! And of course, I understand!

"trying to shove a whole freshly thawed turkey into a child size hairnet," Your descriptions are priceless! Oh, how I have missed you on here!

My breasts NEVER fit in the allotted space, so the empire seam is always bisecting them causing the quadruple breast look. Yeah they might be DDDD, but I don't want them to be 4 cups! And YES, you do panic because you cannot get it off and don't want someone to have to come in an witness your shame!!!
11/26/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by Ansley
Happy Friday, everyone! I stumbled across this article and checked every single one of them off the list and was curious how many of these my fellow Edenites would also be able to check off the list.

The way the women explain each act is ... more
Awesome list! Some of those are hilarious! I definitely do the bra diggin' to adjust my boobs, and a few others. The toilet paper tampon is what I call a "home-made tampon." Tissues work far better, though! I learned that last month on our vacation at the beach when I suddenly decide to have a monsterously heavy cycle -- first actual need for feminine product, including just a panty liner in years! I had to resort to tissues as tampons for days until I finally realized it was not a freak accident. Mother Nature really does just always force me to have a menstrual cycle ONLY when I go on vacation (once a year) and I better just buy some damn tampons.

I just roll the tissues up really small, then fold in half once or twice, and insert at the fold (bend in paper) going first. Works like a charm and doesn't leave bits of TP everywhere like toilet paper does.
11/27/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Um...this is a new one on me. Never heard of it, let alone done it.
Good! Whew. I am not alone. Lol. I thought I'd been outta the loop too long and just missed this or something. LOl. I haven't ever thought of it, heard of it or done it, either.
11/27/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
OMGawd - I checked off about 3/4 of the answers...hmmm, not really sure what that says - hmmm...
11/28/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by edeneve
OMGawd - I checked off about 3/4 of the answers...hmmm, not really sure what that says - hmmm...
It says...

"Congrats, you're a woman!" Hahaha
11/29/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by K101
Awesome list! Some of those are hilarious! I definitely do the bra diggin' to adjust my boobs, and a few others. The toilet paper tampon is what I call a "home-made tampon." Tissues work far better, though! I learned that last month on ... more
Hmm I never actually thought about using the toilet paper as an actual tampon just a temporary pad until I could get to the nearest store. And it does seem that mother nature has a way of destroying plans when it comes to the menstrual cycle -- blessed be to all the men who want the lovin' enough to ignore it (and women, too).
11/29/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
He hates when I forget my "hair graffiti" on the wall...grosses him out, but I just laugh!
12/17/2013
Contributor: Isola Isola
Hahaha this survey made me laugh
12/18/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by SecretKinksters
He hates when I forget my "hair graffiti" on the wall...grosses him out, but I just laugh!
I try to remove it before I get out but sometimes I forget. He's never really complained, though.
12/18/2013
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
Yes, my god, yes! All of them.
01/31/2014
Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
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Originally posted by SecretKinksters
He hates when I forget my "hair graffiti" on the wall...grosses him out, but I just laugh!
Yeah mine gets grossed out too lol I honestly do try to remember to remove it but oops sometimes it just slips my mind.
02/01/2014
Contributor: raggedyanndy raggedyanndy
I've never heard of boob luge before but now I will have to try it out!!
02/02/2014
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
I did/done most of these but I didn't know anyone would pile hair on the shower wall, but I only do it so I don't have to clean the FLOOR of the hair X'D just the walls!

I'm laughing now. The names of these, oh my lord
02/04/2014
Contributor: calliope calliope
Ah once you pop you can't stop
02/04/2014