17 figures of speech as understood by a 5 yr old

Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
Some of these made me laugh, then some of these I didn't get. Maybe I'm just not on my game today, but I did find this entertaining. link
09/24/2011
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Contributor: potstickers potstickers
I think I only got three or four... I blame sleep deprivision.
09/24/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I don't understand most of them.. I dunno *shrugs*
09/25/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Had to read the comments to understand a lot of them.
09/25/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Hahaha, that's awesome! I got more than half of them, but the ones I didn't get I'm sure are stupidly simple and it's so obvious I'm not seeing it.
09/26/2011