I thought my fellow Edenites would appreciate this amazing Cracked article.
Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
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I want sooooo many of these!
11/10/2011
Some of these are reaching. What's so weird about gold-flecked massage oil? Seriously?
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wow pricey.
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I think the gold handcuffs are beautiful.
11/10/2011
LOL You know you're an Edenite when you start thinking... yeah, I have about enough gift cards to cover that. Some of those are actually really nice looking!
11/10/2011
Some of the little articles were funny. WOW! Some of the products were just outrageously priced though! There's no way I'd spend that just for diamonds on my vibe!
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18 carat door handle? Hehe.
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I think the only thing out of line there is that they included "creepy" in the article title. Really, a prostate massager is creepy? It's not even that big.
Massage oil?
A super traditional slimline by JJ? I mean yeah the materials are luxury and a bunch of diamonds is a wee bit over the top but it's not "creepy."
The boys over there at cracked need to chill a wee bit.
Massage oil?
A super traditional slimline by JJ? I mean yeah the materials are luxury and a bunch of diamonds is a wee bit over the top but it's not "creepy."
The boys over there at cracked need to chill a wee bit.
11/10/2011
I was thinking about sharing that article, but I wasn't sure how it'd go over. I read it yesterday. Last night at Denny's my friend pulled it up on his phone to show me. I laughed reading that article because I actually own something on that list (the Lelo oil).
11/10/2011
Haha I've bought that massage oil and written a review on it. I guess I must be extremely rich and creepy.
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Hahaha! Totally!
Originally posted by
indiglo
LOL You know you're an Edenite when you start thinking... yeah, I have about enough gift cards to cover that. Some of those are actually really nice looking!
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I think "luxury" items mean something else to those of us who know the joy of good sex toys and fine accessories. Also, $40 a bottle isn't outrageous, for a quality item.
Originally posted by
Jul!a
I was thinking about sharing that article, but I wasn't sure how it'd go over. I read it yesterday. Last night at Denny's my friend pulled it up on his phone to show me. I laughed reading that article because I actually own something
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I was thinking about sharing that article, but I wasn't sure how it'd go over. I read it yesterday. Last night at Denny's my friend pulled it up on his phone to show me. I laughed reading that article because I actually own something on that list (the Lelo oil).
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11/10/2011
Okay, when I was a dirt-poor grad student living on a stipend, and was researching sex toys for the first time? I fell in love with the Lelo Earl. I don't care. It looks so classy.
Granted, the price tag is still more than my rent by a factor of 3, so I'll be waiting til I'm at a different stage of life before springing for one. But come on, how is it "creepy"? It's beautiful.
Granted, the price tag is still more than my rent by a factor of 3, so I'll be waiting til I'm at a different stage of life before springing for one. But come on, how is it "creepy"? It's beautiful.
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Can Eden carry the Earl? I'm sure I could save that up in gift cards given time, and it's gloriously pretty and outrageous... I'd love to be able to tell my friends that I masturbate with a gold sex toy.
And the cuffs, I'd love to have them for play-parties. They really would make an excellent accessory.
And the Sterling Silver and Cherry Wood Spanking Rod... Except I'd prefer white gold...
This list is more a "Toys to aspire toward owning" list than a joke.
And the cuffs, I'd love to have them for play-parties. They really would make an excellent accessory.
And the Sterling Silver and Cherry Wood Spanking Rod... Except I'd prefer white gold...
This list is more a "Toys to aspire toward owning" list than a joke.
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You're probably right. But after trying that $40 bottle of oil? The only thing that makes it worth that much is the gold in it, which I guess would be a "luxury" because it isn't often that we need to be covered in gold micro flake. Although I may get myself another bottle as a Christmas present
Originally posted by
Lucidity
I think "luxury" items mean something else to those of us who know the joy of good sex toys and fine accessories. Also, $40 a bottle isn't outrageous, for a quality item.
11/10/2011
Okay while the diamond encrusted vibe and obscenely overpriced masturbation mirror were uncalled for there were things on that list I was getting the gimmies for.
11/10/2011
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That spanking rod was to die for!
Originally posted by
AndroAngel
Can Eden carry the Earl? I'm sure I could save that up in gift cards given time, and it's gloriously pretty and outrageous... I'd love to be able to tell my friends that I masturbate with a gold sex toy.
And the cuffs, I'd love ... more
And the cuffs, I'd love ... more
Can Eden carry the Earl? I'm sure I could save that up in gift cards given time, and it's gloriously pretty and outrageous... I'd love to be able to tell my friends that I masturbate with a gold sex toy.
And the cuffs, I'd love to have them for play-parties. They really would make an excellent accessory.
And the Sterling Silver and Cherry Wood Spanking Rod... Except I'd prefer white gold...
This list is more a "Toys to aspire toward owning" list than a joke. less
And the cuffs, I'd love to have them for play-parties. They really would make an excellent accessory.
And the Sterling Silver and Cherry Wood Spanking Rod... Except I'd prefer white gold...
This list is more a "Toys to aspire toward owning" list than a joke. less
11/10/2011
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Agree---the spanking rod was incredibly pretty.
Originally posted by
Lucidity
That spanking rod was to die for!
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as pretty, and there's more of it, I'm pretty sure
which he lists on his website for $40 (google Bullmoose paddles) . Only mine was later than he originally told me (not that I minded! It's gorgeous!) so he gave me a huge discount.
So... just pay an artisan piecework and... I don't know... ask ToyTimeTim to make you the handle out of steel. Save like $2000.
11/10/2011
hilarious.
11/10/2011
Some of these aren't very creepy at all!
The cone is on their list of 25 of the most disturbing sex toys.
The cone is on their list of 25 of the most disturbing sex toys.
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Actually, now that you mention it, I think I can find some cherry-wood around the house here, or get myself a branch from a dogwood and make my own spanking rod... Ooooh!
Originally posted by
Antipova
Agree---the spanking rod was incredibly pretty.
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as ... more
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as ... more
Agree---the spanking rod was incredibly pretty.
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as pretty, and there's more of it, I'm pretty sure
which he lists on his website for $40 (google Bullmoose paddles) . Only mine was later than he originally told me (not that I minded! It's gorgeous!) so he gave me a huge discount.
So... just pay an artisan piecework and... I don't know... ask ToyTimeTim to make you the handle out of steel. Save like $2000. less
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as pretty, and there's more of it, I'm pretty sure
which he lists on his website for $40 (google Bullmoose paddles) . Only mine was later than he originally told me (not that I minded! It's gorgeous!) so he gave me a huge discount.
So... just pay an artisan piecework and... I don't know... ask ToyTimeTim to make you the handle out of steel. Save like $2000. less
11/10/2011
Words cannot express how much I need the JimmyJane Little Platinum Eternity. Seriously. That is GORGEOUS! I can't believe I haven't seen that before. Is it sad my thought wasn't "jeez how expensive!" but "I wonder how strong it is..."? I might just be willing to save up for a five vroom, diamond encrusted vibrator. That would be the pinnacle of my collection.
Also, LOL at the masturbation mirror. I'm not sure who needs that. Just use a regular mirror? That seems unnecessary.
Edit: I just noticed the JJ wasn't rechargeable. Nearly 4k and you still have to shell out for batteries. That's a little lame... I still totally want it.
Also, LOL at the masturbation mirror. I'm not sure who needs that. Just use a regular mirror? That seems unnecessary.
Edit: I just noticed the JJ wasn't rechargeable. Nearly 4k and you still have to shell out for batteries. That's a little lame... I still totally want it.
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That is beautiful! Wow. I agree, it's better to pay an artisan to make something custom for you.
Originally posted by
Antipova
Agree---the spanking rod was incredibly pretty.
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as ... more
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as ... more
Agree---the spanking rod was incredibly pretty.
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as pretty, and there's more of it, I'm pretty sure
which he lists on his website for $40 (google Bullmoose paddles) . Only mine was later than he originally told me (not that I minded! It's gorgeous!) so he gave me a huge discount.
So... just pay an artisan piecework and... I don't know... ask ToyTimeTim to make you the handle out of steel. Save like $2000. less
That said, they were right when they said you could hire your own artisans for that much. I know a paddle guy, (well, only over the internet) who made me this paddle, where the wood is just as pretty, and there's more of it, I'm pretty sure
which he lists on his website for $40 (google Bullmoose paddles) . Only mine was later than he originally told me (not that I minded! It's gorgeous!) so he gave me a huge discount.
So... just pay an artisan piecework and... I don't know... ask ToyTimeTim to make you the handle out of steel. Save like $2000. less
11/10/2011
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It's pretty much the Little Chroma, but with diamonds I think. I want it cuz it's pretty too lol.
Originally posted by
- Kira -
Words cannot express how much I need the JimmyJane Little Platinum Eternity. Seriously. That is GORGEOUS! I can't believe I haven't seen that before. Is it sad my thought wasn't "jeez how expensive!" but "I wonder how
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more
Words cannot express how much I need the JimmyJane Little Platinum Eternity. Seriously. That is GORGEOUS! I can't believe I haven't seen that before. Is it sad my thought wasn't "jeez how expensive!" but "I wonder how strong it is..."? I might just be willing to save up for a five vroom, diamond encrusted vibrator. That would be the pinnacle of my collection.
Also, LOL at the masturbation mirror. I'm not sure who needs that. Just use a regular mirror? That seems unnecessary.
Edit: I just noticed the JJ wasn't rechargeable. Nearly 4k and you still have to shell out for batteries. That's a little lame... I still totally want it. less
Also, LOL at the masturbation mirror. I'm not sure who needs that. Just use a regular mirror? That seems unnecessary.
Edit: I just noticed the JJ wasn't rechargeable. Nearly 4k and you still have to shell out for batteries. That's a little lame... I still totally want it. less
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I am kinda surprised that Lelo flickering touch message oil is in there. It's really only 29.24 right now with the daylight saving sale.
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I haven't bought that one yet because I'm worried it'll be too weak. I'd feel pretty dumb buying something so expensive and then not being able to get off with it. And yet, still I lust for it. I could always frame it.
Originally posted by
Jul!a
It's pretty much the Little Chroma, but with diamonds I think. I want it cuz it's pretty too lol.
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