Now question are we describing a class of toys or a specific make, model, etc?
As that can make it either harder or easier for us to describe. Like describing a rabbit toy is one thing, but describing a specific make/model of rabbit is another.
Now question are we describing a class of toys or a specific make, model, etc?
As that can make it either harder or easier for us to describe. Like describing a rabbit toy is one thing, but describing a specific make/model of rabbit is another.
Let's start with a class of toys for now. Although it may be easier for the person guessing, it will probably be a bigger challenge for the one who is writing the description (as it should be as little evident as possible) .
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job.
You keep going, but I say that's alright.
My mantra is a Daft Punk song.
Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit.
You want to relief, but I am in control.
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job. You keep going, but I say that's alright. My mantra is a Daft Punk song. Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit. You want to relief, but I am in control.
Yoohoo I think I know what's that!
The Cinderella with the perfect fit -
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not sorry, it can be quite severe.
What did I hear? You gave me some lip?
For bratty subs, I tighten my grip.
I hike in the bedroom, up mountains with peaks -
Not snow-covered ones, but rosy, like cheeks!
In a dark room, when you block out all light,
I promise you this, I’ll give you a fright!
You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not
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You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not sorry, it can be quite severe. What did I hear? You gave me some lip? For bratty subs, I tighten my grip.
I hike in the bedroom, up mountains with peaks - Not snow-covered ones, but rosy, like cheeks! In a dark room, when you block out all light, I promise you this, I’ll give you a fright!
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Ohh this is so well done.
It can be read so many ways but I think it is in reference to a ball gag.
My second guesses would be velcro ties or a glow in the dark whip/flogger.
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job. You keep going, but I say that's alright. My mantra is a Daft Punk song. Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit. You want to relief, but I am in control.
Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not
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You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not sorry, it can be quite severe. What did I hear? You gave me some lip? For bratty subs, I tighten my grip.
I hike in the bedroom, up mountains with peaks - Not snow-covered ones, but rosy, like cheeks! In a dark room, when you block out all light, I promise you this, I’ll give you a fright!
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Ahhh! Nipple clamps keep coming to mind of not that some sort of restraint like a belt or collar?
You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not
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You keep me hanging, but that is okay. I have to admit, I like it that way. You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too. Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!
Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear. Sorry, not sorry, it can be quite severe. What did I hear? You gave me some lip? For bratty subs, I tighten my grip.
I hike in the bedroom, up mountains with peaks - Not snow-covered ones, but rosy, like cheeks! In a dark room, when you block out all light, I promise you this, I’ll give you a fright!
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Hmmm . . . did someone suggest a Haiku? Here's one
Inviting dick hole Insert, exciting texture Then huge explosion!
Exciting texture?.. Wondering, which one has made you so excited?? According to the reviews, I can presuppose that it's either the Scout or the Massager Attachment for men
Exciting texture?.. Wondering, which one has made you so excited?? According to the reviews, I can presuppose that it's either the Scout or the Massager Attachment for men
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Exciting texture?.. Wondering, which one has made you so excited?? According to the reviews, I can presuppose that it's either the Scout or the Massager Attachment for men
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Good guess! I'm sure either would get me excited Of course, it doesn't take much to do that! LOL!!! The Scout looks particularly fun - I should give it a try sometime!
Roses are red, my skin is quite blue. I come with three holes, four nipples and lube. If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience. I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
Four nipples? Hmmm . . . I'm stumped although it reminds of one of my own favorite reviews: This Little Piggy Played with My Wee-Wee All the Way Home! Poor Ms. Piglet has, alas, been discontinued. Also, she didn't have any nipples but if she did, there would have been more than four!
However, a blowup sex doll may have three holes (anus, mouth, and vagina) and four nipples (two "human-like" nipples and two nipples to blow air in to inflate the doll): Love doll. The blue skin part suggests it's an alien love doll.
My feel is real
And here is my deal
I'm not very firm
But I will make you squirm
My length is 7 and 5 tenths
No balls have I
But that's not all
You may not buy me at all
If I say much more
You might find me a bore
Just look for me
And then you'll see
I'm something you wear
I'm extremely erotic
Your partner can go down on you
You won't be able to resist
I feel soft but hard
I can be tight or loose
You can use me in many ways and many positions
Many use me to have control and power
You'll love me so much I bet you'll come back for more!
What am I?
Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to
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Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and unexpectable) will win a $30 gift card.
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Aw the impossible sexual experience. I mean, let's face it, sex is great but adding a little spice to the job makes it even better. Which toy am I about to describe you ask? You are just going to have to take a guess. It wraps itself around my man and makes every inch of him vibrate. Plus it makes the impossible oral sex and intercourse at once possible. Aw, the wonderful feelings of tongue licking and thrusting at once. So what toy am I describing?
I'm whisper quiet
But my breath is strong
You'll find yourself squirming before long.
Unique and unexpected,
I'll blow your house down
Over and over
By your hand
Or another's
Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to
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Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and unexpectable) will win a $30 gift card.
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I am smooth and polished as to offer the reflection of what surrounds me, yet I am massive and heavy like stone.
I am sometimes happy and shaped as a smiley, at other times you could think I am a sourpuss.
I am the queen of contrasts as I can be made as cold as ice and as warm as fire.
My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside.
Roses are red, my skin is quite blue. I come with three holes, four nipples and lube. If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience. I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
Four nipples & three holes? Any clue you can give us?
Perhaps, it's a love doll with a remote control in the form of a female body?
My feel is real And here is my deal I'm not very firm But I will make you squirm My length is 7 and 5 tenths No balls have I But that's not all You may not buy me at all If I say much more You might find me a
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My feel is real And here is my deal I'm not very firm But I will make you squirm My length is 7 and 5 tenths No balls have I But that's not all You may not buy me at all If I say much more You might find me a bore Just look for me And then you'll see
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