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Comedy, funny sexy stories...

Interestingly enough life does provide.

In a country far far away from most of you, called Australia, there was a lovely couple a boy and a girl. Lets just call them Romeo and Juliet.

The pair were young and in love and had been having sex regularly all their senior year.

Once high (secondary) school finished they packed up their few things into the back of Romeo's van, bid goodbye to their families and went on a round Australia trip seeking fun and freedom.

Naturally they had sex almost daily wherever they were.

Juliet however got it into her head to have sex on white sandy beach of Bondi (not an uncommon occurrence if you visit Bondi and look around), so they made their way to Sydney, took a big beach towel down to the sand and went at it hot and heavy in the middle of a summer day.

Romeo having spilled his seed all over Juliet's stomach and breasts rolled off and they stayed resting in the noon day sun for a little while till they realised it had gotten to hot and made their way to shade.

Naturally two kids from the south where the sun is not as harsh did not think to wear sunscreen and apparently the UV index was up that day. In just 20-30 minutes of missionary Romeo's back was burnt to blister. But that is not the funny thing.

Where Romeo had spilled his seed over Juliet had been protected from the sun and she had a lovely jizz pattern from her navel up to her neck with a lovely drip line down her lips to her chin from where she sucked the last of Romeo free.

When the pair walked into the emergency room a few hours later seeking relief from their fiery red hot sunburnt skin I was there.

The moral of my funny tale is to put on more than just a condom for protection when you fuck in the sun.


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I just saw a clip of an old episode. He asked her if would be interested in role reversal. She said yes. He came back with a strapon. She was speechless, jaw dropped (shocked) and said would go freshen up. She went to the bathroom and called her bestie to tell her and asked what to do.. She said she thought he wanted her to get on top. " Oh, what am I going to do with this thing?"

The other gal was jumping up and down and doing the Tiger Woods made it in the clutch "nailed it "swing. Pretty much told her,"you lucky girl, go for it"

So back to the bedroom she went , with the strapon around her waist and dildo hanging down.
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