Superhero's and Penis Size...

Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Having just watched the second Avengers movie trailer for the 8th time, I have to wonder about superheros and their personal relationships or lack thereof. With this being EF, a website that deals with sex and sexual issues, I thought it might be fun to speculate about these male superheros and their penis size.

Go ahead, pick one and take a stab at it! Also, for humor, please include a rationale as to why you think it might be that size.

For example, Bruce Wayne probably has either an normal sized member or slightly larger sized member, but because he his a genius, he probably has a sex tool belt that he uses to satisfy the ladies. Oh yeah, he isn't afraid of using toys !
03/24/2015
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Engaging topic analysis of Penis exstentions:

Totally irreverent penis questions
Relating to: A Man Who Has it All...?, Penisticles and The Skinny and the Short of It Three penis size articles on SexIs today. It must be penis...

Penis cat toy?!
So...I got bored and typed penis into the Etsy search (don't ask why, weird things happen when you become bored). I came to find this and others like.

Would you wear penis print pants?
I hope this isn't a trend. At least you can get people to tell you, I'm just staring at your penis. Fashionista

Favorite Penis Characteristics?
which do you prefer out of these?

Giant Penis FIGHT
Random penis toy flashers? anyone?
03/24/2015
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I pick Wolverine. He might have a larger penis with a knot at the base and adamantium to give him a constant hard-on!
03/24/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Wow, happy flipping morning, everyone!!! (Giggle) How lucky am I to have stumbled upon this first . Of course, I'm a huge Wolverine fan. Simply because he oozes strength, he's all alpha male, super yummy, I can't imagine him with a small member---it has to be as wicked and huge as him! I'm pretty sure it stands on attention at command and will keep going...and going...and going .

I have to say I can't give it anymore special creative touches than Rossie though. That was pretty spectacular lol. Bravo!
03/24/2015
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Wow, happy flipping morning, everyone!!! (Giggle) How lucky am I to have stumbled upon this first . Of course, I'm a huge Wolverine fan. Simply because he oozes strength, he's all alpha male, super yummy, I can't imagine him with a small ... more
Thank you!!! I love your description too, "it stands on attention at command and will keep going...and going...and going" ... Ohhhhh!!!
03/24/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Rossie
Thank you!!! I love your description too, "it stands on attention at command and will keep going...and going...and going" ... Ohhhhh!!!
Oh boy, what have I started...
03/24/2015
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Oh boy, what have I started...
We're candid!
03/24/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Rossie
We're candid!
It's cool. I can appreciate it. I can also expand on it.

For the record, Wolverine's mutant ability is his ultra fast healing factor. This might mean that he has almost no refractory time between "sessions". He, like Ron Lee, can literally go all night. Take that energize bunny!

Also, he is the "bad boy" so you know he is an animal in bed.
03/24/2015
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
It's cool. I can appreciate it. I can also expand on it.

For the record, Wolverine's mutant ability is his ultra fast healing factor. This might mean that he has almost no refractory time between "sessions". He, like Ron Lee, ... more
Can I have him? ... I mean ... Wolverine!
03/24/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
It's cool. I can appreciate it. I can also expand on it.

For the record, Wolverine's mutant ability is his ultra fast healing factor. This might mean that he has almost no refractory time between "sessions". He, like Ron Lee, ... more
SEE!!! Now, that's the shiz I'm talking about. Come to Mama . Yeeee haaaaw!!!
03/24/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Having just watched the second Avengers movie trailer for the 8th time, I have to wonder about superheros and their personal relationships or lack thereof. With this being EF, a website that deals with sex and sexual issues, I thought it might be fun ... more
Alright alright....

Calm down... the qualified geek is here...

First of all if I had to point a direction on size you would have to qualify who and what...

Mutant I am going to have to go with Wolverene or The Hulk. (That's right I said it the Hulk! For all you size queens!)

Man... FRANK FUCKING CASTLE! That's right the Punisher. Not the bullshit recent Tomas Jane I cry about everything and then crash the car I spent half the movie building... I am talking about the comic book Punisher. Badass Vietnam war hero Punisher.

Now since this wasn't put on fair sides...

Guys... Whats your female super hero that you would love to get in the sack?

Regular Woman... Hero: Gotta be the female vamire from underworld kate whatever her name is.

Regular Woman... Villan: Gargle.... Eva Green from 300 Rise of an empire. I would do the dirtiest things to be with that woman or Callisto from Xena warrior princess

Mutant Hero: Rogue

Mutant Villan: Mystique... Gargle... That part in X-Men 2 when she sneaks in on Wolverene in his tent. Something makes me hot when she says nobody leaves a scar like you.
03/24/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Alright alright....

Calm down... the qualified geek is here...

First of all if I had to point a direction on size you would have to qualify who and what...

Mutant I am going to have to go with Wolverene or The Hulk. (That's ... more
I just lost it!! LMAO!!!!

Kate Beckinsale Pretty sure she is on everyone's "Do" list. I would even consider giving her a go and I'm completely straight lol.
03/24/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Alright alright....

Calm down... the qualified geek is here...

First of all if I had to point a direction on size you would have to qualify who and what...

Mutant I am going to have to go with Wolverene or The Hulk. (That's ... more
The Punisher, woah, I haven't heard that name in a while. I loved Frank Castle when I was a kid. His story was especially tragic and Thomas Jane did a horrible job as The Punisher.
03/25/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
I just lost it!! LMAO!!!!

Kate Beckinsale Pretty sure she is on everyone's "Do" list. I would even consider giving her a go and I'm completely straight lol.
I mean I cant lie if I was a girl I would be bi without a doubt.

Oh and I forgot the main villian lady I would be all about...

Harley Quinn... I am actually going to be getting a tattoo of her holding a smoking thomson sub machine gun. Had a huge thing for her from back in the batman the animated series day.

Nothing like the combination of psychotic and loyal.
03/25/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
The Punisher, woah, I haven't heard that name in a while. I loved Frank Castle when I was a kid. His story was especially tragic and Thomas Jane did a horrible job as The Punisher.
I knew I liked you Inquisitor. LOL!

I thought he did a shit job too. He later came out with a short story called dirty laundry that thomas jane was in. It was supposed to be a short forcasting the next punisher movie and it never came to fruition. It is still floating around on you tube. Search for dirty laundry. Its more bad ass then the whole first movie and I think its 15 mins long.

The second one called war journal was better but still a bit off.
03/25/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
OW's not into superheros.
She looks at shoes, plants and menus in her sparetime. She would like someone nice, gentle, intelligent, clean cut and shaven, good looking, tall and slender, no tats, extreme body hair, well bathed and well endowed. Did I miss anything?
03/25/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Having just watched the second Avengers movie trailer for the 8th time, I have to wonder about superheros and their personal relationships or lack thereof. With this being EF, a website that deals with sex and sexual issues, I thought it might be fun ... more
In the Batman parody, he was pretty long, longer than average if I remember correctly.
03/25/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
In the Batman parody, he was pretty long, longer than average if I remember correctly.
That sounds about right for Bruce Wayne O.H.

It Guy, I have to disagree about the Hulk (Green Hulk not Red or Grey). I think his penis size is small. Why else is he so angry? Knowing what we know about the Hulk, when he transforms from mild mannered Bruce Banner into the raging Green Hulk, why are his pants always the same size? Those pants are the original skinny jeans and must be squeezing the crap out of his testicles. If the Hulk had a quarter in is pocket, you would be able to see the ridges on it and you would also see George Washington crying because his head is being squeezed so hard. This is why he fights with such rage and fury. I know when my junk isn't comfy, I'm a cranky guy. How bout you?

After all of those years of having your testicles squeezed and penis cramped, I'm sure it has begun to atrophy. By now, I'm confident that this has taken a toll on the Hulk's confidence and now he feels emasculated because he knows that what he's packin' should be much larger than it is. I won't even talk about his very serious case of blue balls .
03/26/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Here is one for you and his actions speak, let me at it (her).

"the image of the giant ape climbing the Empire State Building, Fay Wray's screams"

And just my subject. Remember he already had Fay Wray TIED in a compromising position, so I can imagine the size he was set to poke her with, she WAS screaming.

This is not a superhero. but.... King Kong
03/26/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
That sounds about right for Bruce Wayne O.H.

It Guy, I have to disagree about the Hulk (Green Hulk not Red or Grey). I think his penis size is small. Why else is he so angry? Knowing what we know about the Hulk, when he transforms from mild ... more
I agree. Most the big big body builders I see at the gym are puny, punie, how ever u spell it.
03/26/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Here is one for you and his actions speak, let me at it (her).

"the image of the giant ape climbing the Empire State Building, Fay Wray's screams"

And just my subject. Remember he already had Fay Wray TIED in a ... more
Sym,

You been watching too many anime porno's again ?

03/26/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I agree. Most the big big body builders I see at the gym are puny, punie, how ever u spell it.
Are they naked? lol
03/26/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Sym,

You been watching too many anime porno's again ?

not at all. The image just popped in my head.
03/26/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Are they naked? lol
What ? You never peeked into the men's locker room ?

Isn't it a gal fantasy to be invisible and walk thu there ?
03/26/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
not at all. The image just popped in my head.
And women have the nerve to talk about how the male's mind thinks !
03/26/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
What ? You never peeked into the men's locker room ?

Isn't it a gal fantasy to be invisible and walk thu there ?
I know it's my fantasy to peek into a room where there is a naked man and see what he's up to with his wanger. mahahaha
03/27/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
...and if the man suspects he is being watched , 9 times out of 10, they WANT the audience, more if she makes her presence known. And perhaps lends a hand...
03/27/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Who is Wolverine? That sounds so promising....we could all have him and he wouldn't break a sweat. Especially reading about a werewolf's mating habits on Literotica....knot and all.
03/27/2015
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Who is Wolverine? That sounds so promising....we could all have him and he wouldn't break a sweat. Especially reading about a werewolf's mating habits on Literotica....knot and all.
Here's Wolverine's bio. And yes, we can take turns, he shouldn't have a problem pleasuring us all!
03/28/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
I mean I cant lie if I was a girl I would be bi without a doubt.

Oh and I forgot the main villian lady I would be all about...

Harley Quinn... I am actually going to be getting a tattoo of her holding a smoking thomson sub machine gun. ... more
It Guy, I have to show you the Mafia profile pic of mine, not wearing much except 2 guns.
03/28/2015