Rumored movies that never were

Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
What movie did you hear of, but never actually came out in theaters?
03/18/2012
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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Sailormoon live action (US version).
03/18/2012
Contributor: Roz W Roz W
A Fraggle Rock movie stalled in production
03/18/2012
Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
I'm not sure but this reminded me of something I found hilarious. I was once reading an old bathroom book (you know, books to read in the crapper?) and it had a section for movies that never were. One of them was Avatar! It was sooo funny to me to see that when the book was written, they thought Avatar would never happen and then it actually did! It described it exactly like the movie ended up being so that was neat, too.
03/18/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by Ghost
Sailormoon live action (US version).
lots of anime end up having rumors of movies but they either never happen, never come to america (Higurashi live action), or suck (DragonBall Evolution).
03/19/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
From A Buick 8. I haven't checked on it in a while, but it's been "being planned" for something like 4 years now.
03/19/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Phantasmagoria, it was going to be about Alice in Wonderland and Marilyn Manson was the director (it was one of his projects) but I think due to studio issues it's been put on hold until further notice.

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03/19/2012
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Arrested Development has been on the borderline of rumor/real for a few years now. I know there are active plans, but I don't want to be disappointed, so I'm not holding out much hope. I would kill to see it come back.
03/19/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
My Man has been talking about the Three Stooges movie for years. The cast has changed numerous times, and the release date is always changing. He and his buddy and his buddy's little boy are, of course, all looking forward to it. I'll most likely stay home.
03/19/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Four words...SUPER MARIO BROS. 2!!!!!!!
03/19/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
Phantasmagoria, it was going to be about Alice in Wonderland and Marilyn Manson was the director (it was one of his projects) but I think due to studio issues it's been put on hold until further notice.

link ... more
Oh thank everything that is good.
Honestly, this sounds like something with wlawesome characters & costumes but a mediocre or less-than-exciting story like American Mcgee's Alice(game) or Alice Madness returns (the sequel)
03/20/2012
Contributor: pestilence pestilence
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Oh thank everything that is good.
Honestly, this sounds like something with wlawesome characters & costumes but a mediocre or less-than-exciting story like American Mcgee's Alice(game) or Alice Madness returns (the sequel)
Wait, the Alice games are mediocre? Man, I've been meaning to play those for ages. That's disappointing.
03/20/2012
Contributor: pestilence pestilence
And when it comes to unreleased films, there's always The Navidson Record, though that was a documentary.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
The Halo movie.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by pestilence
Wait, the Alice games are mediocre? Man, I've been meaning to play those for ages. That's disappointing.
Theyre nothing amazing i really wish they were but no. The stories are just "ok" and "ehh". I LOVE the art & character design though.

I think its worth buying though cuz a new copy of Alice madness returns comes with a dlc code for a free download of American Mcgees alice. Both games for around $30 on amazon.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by Errant Venture
The Halo movie.
Game-based movies are terrible though.
03/20/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Oh thank everything that is good.
Honestly, this sounds like something with wlawesome characters & costumes but a mediocre or less-than-exciting story like American Mcgee's Alice(game) or Alice Madness returns (the sequel)
Really? My boyfriend LOVES those games...the again he is pretty into the whole alice and wonderland thing, especially the Mad Hatter.
03/20/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by P'Gell
My Man has been talking about the Three Stooges movie for years. The cast has changed numerous times, and the release date is always changing. He and his buddy and his buddy's little boy are, of course, all looking forward to it. I'll most ... more
We saw the promo for this movie last night. My husband was in heaven. He called his buddy and they are going the weekend it comes out. Blahch.

He was so happy, though.
03/20/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Oh thank everything that is good.
Honestly, this sounds like something with wlawesome characters & costumes but a mediocre or less-than-exciting story like American Mcgee's Alice(game) or Alice Madness returns (the sequel)
My kids love these games. They also have the one for Wii based on the movie with Johnny Depp. American McGee is better, from what I see.

I don't play them, though.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
The World of Warcraft movie is still in "production" but I wouldn't hold my breath
03/20/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Apparently The Dark Crystal was intended to have a sequel, but it never came to fruition. I've heard that there have been efforts recently to restart the project, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
03/20/2012
Contributor: married with children married with children
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Originally posted by Jaimes
Arrested Development has been on the borderline of rumor/real for a few years now. I know there are active plans, but I don't want to be disappointed, so I'm not holding out much hope. I would kill to see it come back.
I am still keeping my fingers crossed that this one comes out.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Ghost
Sailormoon live action (US version).
So... amazing, I would've been in line for that LOL
03/20/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by P'Gell
We saw the promo for this movie last night. My husband was in heaven. He called his buddy and they are going the weekend it comes out. Blahch.

He was so happy, though.
It doesn't look half bad, my brother in law is psyched.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Falsepast
lots of anime end up having rumors of movies but they either never happen, never come to america (Higurashi live action), or suck (DragonBall Evolution).
DragonBall Evolution was.... so bad. I almost cried.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Game-based movies are terrible though.
Most are, some aren't. At one stage Peter Jackson was involved, and it looked so very promising.
03/21/2012
Contributor: pestilence pestilence
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Theyre nothing amazing i really wish they were but no. The stories are just "ok" and "ehh". I LOVE the art & character design though.

I think its worth buying though cuz a new copy of Alice madness returns comes with a ... more
Oh, good to hear. I can deal with a so-so plot if the art is good enough.

I'm also hoping that the Akira movie stays properly dropped this time. The possible director wasn't cutting it, and Americanizing it all just made no sense. The rumored Sandman movie sounded pretty bad, too, so I'm glad that failed.

A Death Note movie featuring Zach Efron would've been hella entertaining, though.
03/21/2012
Contributor: Caus Caus
Cowboy Bebop movie with Keannu Reeves.
03/21/2012
Contributor: SexysaurousRex SexysaurousRex
thought there was another final fantasy movie in the works.
03/22/2012